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From Think Geek

Acrobots Artistically posable, magnetic desktop futuristic action figures

The Cubes - Cubicle Playsets

Cubicle playsets for adults. Now you get to be the boss!

Blunt Desktop Signs Humorous signs to adorn your desk or monitor to let folks know how you really feel.
My personal favorite:
I LOVE DEADLINES (i especially like the sound they make as they go whooshing by)
TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED (and I'll tell you how to get along without it)


Invaders Surface/Wall Graphics

A set of 13 inch diameter aliens that you afix to your wall, invader style!

WavyWand

Make text, graphics, and animation appear in mid-air.

Despair, Inc. 2007 Calendars

This year ThinkGeek teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. to bring you a custom 2007 calendar.

• August 4th, 1997 - Skynet goes online. After starting a nuclear war, sends Terminators into the past.
• May 22nd, 1973 - Ethernet invented. Thus begins the ascendancy of the geek.

January - Wishes. When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

October - Ambition. The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

December - Idiocy Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Slap some geek on that gift

Currently, you can choose between these designs:


• ChristmasBots - Light blue paper with the cutest little holiday robots you'll ever imagine. And by cute we mean hella-nifty.
• Nondenominational - Darker blue paper in a traditional style emblazoned with 'Have a Satisfactory, Non-denominational Capitalist, Wintertime Gift-giving Season!
• Binary - Black paper with a terminal green font and 'Wrapping Paper' in binary written all across it.
• Equations - Handwritten scientific equations written on graph paper.
• Birthday - 'Happy Birthday' written in elvish, klingon, binary, h4x0r and hex. Little PDAs, USB cables and cel phones simulate confetti. Dark blue background.
• Emoticons - Happy, sad, frustrated, overjoyed, wink, etc, etc. Yellow emoticons on red paper.