Melancholy Christmas

"Holly Jolly Christmas" Based on the performance by Johnny Marks
"Melancholy Christmas" Parody by Dave Allman

HAVE A MELANCHOLY CHRISTMAS
Dave Allman (c) 2005

Have a melancholy Christmas;
It's the worst time of the year
Cash is low, and lines are slow,
The wife has lost all cheer.
Have a melancholy Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Look away, the moods are grey
Just hope you don't get beat.

Old cans of Michelob
Underneath the tree;
Somebody drank them all;
Suicidally.
Have a melancholy Christmas,
It's the loneliness we fear,
Oh such folly, have a melancholy
Christmas this year.