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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Dateless: If you have an adventurous spirit and you’re sick of online dating sites and you love shopping.... here is the eBay Sale for you! There's a catch... isn't there always a catch?


1) Wokingham, Berkshire, United Kingdom

2) Wanted by a not so young 39-year-old: Young single woman in need of cut price romantic Caribbean holiday.
Why do the 30 and above men always ask for young? They might as well say
Wanted: Gold digger intersted only in what materistic items I can give her and spends her days working as hard on her physical looks as career women spend on their careers.

Adam Croot, who had planned the holiday to propose to his partner, was dumped by her just weeks ago. I wonder if she found a young single man?

The rules of the Couples Swept Away resort state that the cruise is for (heterosexual) couples only. So rather than lose the money on the non-refundable flights and hotel deposit, the 39-year-old decided to go anyway with the EBay winner woman for a payment of 642 pounds. In addition, the eBay seller posted some ground rules, such as not wishing to go with anyone old enough to be his granny, nor with anyone "who has a jealous husband"... Well, at least he has 1 good moral... I mean gawd forbid a granny at the age of 41 actually try to win the bidding. I mean what could someone that old possibly do? I mean besides bridge and oxygen tank dancing.

OK young women, from the date of this posting you have
6 days and appx. 21 hours to try to win a date with Adam Croot to the Caribbean eBay Item number: 160067295942







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