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Thursday, December 21, 2006

OK.....

Now while I am all for the rights and freedoms for everyone of everything believed and not believed... This was funny! I'm sorry, but it's a LMAO kind of funny.

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like a dumb ass.

........... ...So, He sent me."


Was the professor teaching a college course in Theology? I could see a discssuin being made out of his actions...

such as

OK class nothing happened, does this prove or disprove there is or is not a god.

Either way... LMAO... sorry, but he should have sorta seen it coming knowing a Marine was in his class.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story isn't even real. If it was, the kid would have been kicked out of college, and this story would have easily made the news.

Not to mention that the Marine kind of forgot that God should 1) Be omnipotent and capable of protecting the soldiers and striking down the man, 2) the soldier seems to be oblivious to the harsh reality of war.

It's clear propaganda, really. Why does the professor have to be a member of the ACLU? What does that have to do with anything?

7:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Obviously it is NOT real but it is still funny.

8:39 AM  

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