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Monday, December 11, 2006

Invasion of the Rabbit extraterrestrials - OBEY!


I am deathly allergic to rabbits and rabbit encounters have proved my theory that all rabbits are evil! Nabaztag confirms it. They creep me out with they're connection to the Mothership and distributing messages of malevolence.

Nabaztag - Nab AZ ( abbreviation for azimuth) tag - Evil!

Azimuth: an arc of the horizon measured between a fixed point (as true north) and the vertical circle passing through the center of an object usually in astronomy and navigation clockwise from the north point through 360 degrees.





"From the very beginning they have always sought to reach out to another. To communicate. We the Rabbits have answered they're call. Go forth brothers and sisters and answer they're call! “



Our news is their news; it is what they want us to know. Each morning and throughout the day, they send they’re message to their human pea pods, the message Don’t Question Authority



Rabbit loves you, no one else loves you, they hate you but Rabbit loves you.



The Rabbit is watching



Mothership to Rabbit 18fh3765sbsl1992, what is the progress with your human?



Suzy, your uncle Lucas want you to listen, are you listening?



Dance Dance Revolution: Continue dancing, do not stop dancing, follow the colored lights, do not stop dancing.



Your vehicle doors will open automatically. Please gather your belongings and watch your step on the moving platform. Welcome to Nabaztag



Outer Galactic!


Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
- Kurt Vonnegut

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am NOT evil!

5:41 AM  

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