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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Romance At The Office

Haven’t we all heard that romance at the office is a bad thing? Well, a high profile South Korean bank has put new meaning into office romance. Hana Bank is sending a group of 29 to 33 year old single female employees on a blind date trip to North Korea. What is even better is that they will pay half the fare for the two-day trip weekend to a mountain resort.

"As our bank tries to help our employees balance their work and personal lives, we are putting more effort into improving their personal life," said Yang Jae-hyeok in charge of the bank's division offering life services for employees.

They’re hoping that the romance will make them happier at the office. The single women were matched up with South Korean men selected by a top matchmaking agency in the country. Two years ago Hana Bank set up what it calls a "full life service" plan for its employees. The service includes subsidizing employees who enroll with matchmaking services.

Now why can’t American corporations take notice and start offering some "full life service" to they’re employees? I can think of some very nifty Life Services that would be very successful here in the states.

Increase Sales By Increasing The Sex Drive

Match . com – It’s OK to look and if your sales numbers goes up, it’s OK to do more.

Bondage . com – Don’t get so tied up with your work, let someone else do it for you.

Drama classes - You already pretend to be a great guy, take some acting lessons and make the performance more authentic

Dance classes – Dancing around the truth? Learn Salsa!

Golf / Country Club Memberships – Donald trump didn’t make millions just sitting around

I say we learn from our competitors and make our American companies better by not only encouraging social interaction but by hooking up our single co workers. How about a new reality television show

Date My Co-Worker

Contestants are co-workers who either work too much and don’t have time to go on date or do not have time to find a date.

Co-workers who want to set up they’re single co-workers must either be married, have significant others or be single themselves. This way some triangle situations can form creating better episodes and controversy within the show… I can totally picture it.

Single girl feels bad for over worked male co worker

Sets him up for a make over and a date

He turns out to be a lot hotter after the make over and now the single co worker who set him up now wants him

But the now hottie guy knows he hot and wants to explore the field just to find out hat the show set him up with a bunch gold digging skanks

Will he go for the stereo typical Gold Digging Hollywood skanks?

or

The sweet, I just wanted to do a good deed co worker?


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