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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Sexpresso coffee shops take Seattle by Stormy Leather

Lets see how many people visit the Seattle area based only on this:

The area that brought you

  • Nirvana
  • The first Science Fiction Museum
  • Microsoft
  • Grunge
  • Courtney Love You can't blame an entire state for that though....

In Tukwila (south of Seattle) the baristas at Cowgirls Espresso wear sheer negligees and visible pink panties of course… they join other establishments such as

Natte Latte in Port Orchard and Moka Girls in Auburn where they wear bikinis, racy lingerie, fetish clothing, and plenty of suggestively exposed flesh and toped with whipped cream… on your Sexpresso you pervert!

At Best Friend Espresso, at the northern end of Lake Washington, the outfits are Playboy sex kitten inspired. Naughty schoolgirl look one week and library black-framed glasses the next.

Sexpresso - The latest coffee fad started of course in the beautiful fetish crazed location of Seattle, WA…. Gawd I miss that town!

Strangely, nobody until now has thought of combining coffee with sex until now…..



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