Paris Hilton: Protect Alcoholic Elephants

Paris Hilton is helping the world be a better place by scolding locals in north-east India to lock up their booz!

Protect alcoholic elephants they don't know any better cries Paris. Her campaign to make the world a better place will be to promote the awareness of alholic elephants. Wow… I feel so much better, so enlightened.


The hotel heiress was horrified to discover 40 of the animals were electrocuted after drinking rice-beer, which is brewed by locals in north-east India. She says, "There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad. The biggest problems are in Assam and Meghalaya. The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them."

Maybe that is the perfect job for her – to be a AA sponsor to alcoholic elephants.

She doesn’t say anything regarding making alcohol unavailable to her or young girls of India so I guess that means it’s like totally okay and it’s made from like rice so it’s like diet alcohol - that's Hot!