In Love With Love? These jobs / careers will murder that intoxication.

Chocolatier

Tish Boil, the editor-in-chief of Chocolatier magazine, says "Your body gets into a rhythm as you stir and temper the warm, oozing chocolate, and pour it over the soft filling, using precise, gentle movements."

Can you image inhaling the fumes, flavor and heat of making chocolate 40 hours a week 4 weeks a month and so on…

According to the National Retail Federation, 47 percent of consumers buy candy just on Valentine's Day alone. One and only Valentines “

Romance Novelist
What could be more of a romantic killer than spending your days writing love stories that rarely if ever happen in real life? Romance novelists create characters filled with passionate desires that rarely imitate real people. Furthermore, not every single women is ‘In Lust’ with Fabio looking men. The last thing I want (again) is to compete for vanity mirror time.

Lingerie Salesperson
MSN Careers “For some couples, nothing says romance more than a silky garment meant only for the boudoir.”

The Reality:

Cranky women who insist they’re fat and look horrible in everything

Angry women who do not always take particular cleaning care of them selves and want your help in stuffing themselves into garments that look much better on air brushed photographs
Men who give dross dressers a bad name

Husbands, boyfriends and stalkers who have no clue how to buy Lingerie for a women

Romance Expert
aka – has been married and divorced five times

Florist
What Husbands, boyfriends, boyfriends with multiple girlfriends and stalkers buy after the bad gift of Lingerie.

Personal Experience - FYI – You’ll need a lot more than flowers if you write the wrong name for the gift or if you ask one of your multiple girlfriends to do it for you and she mis-spells the unaware girlfriend’s name.

Wedding Planner
What better way to ensure you never get married by making a career out of hitching up knowing they’re not going to last more than a few years? Double your income by having an In House Divorce & Annulment Attorney on hand.