You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry

Jihad to Destroy Barney Roleplaying Game


The demon lord B'harne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race. Under the benevolent guise of the children's television host Barney the Dinosaur, B'harne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrranical will. Once he has made mindless slaves of humanity, B'harne will rule the Earth with an iron talon.

There are those who oppose B'harne. Drawn together by mysterious forces, mad scientists and sorcerors, warriors, scholars and surrealists have banded together into a fighting force capable of standing against B'harne's power and the power of his masters. With the mystic blade of the Barney-Slayer leading the way, these warriors fight a neverending battle against the forces of Evil and Stupidity.

They are the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur.


Speaking of war…

The war is finally over! The Spanish-American War of 1898 that is.
Internal Revenue Service, affectionately known as the IRS, is returning $30-$60 to each person/household that paid for Long Distance phone service between March of 2003 and July of 2006. This should probably amount to over 90% of the homes in America.

This policy was passed as the U.S. government recently concluded that the Spanish-American War of 1898 was indeed over and that we no longer had to fund the battle through a federal excise tax placed on phone service. I for one am happy to see the end of a hard fought war.

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