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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Toyz To Start Your Child On The Career Path To A Night Club DJ


What was wrong with

  • Round peg round hole
  • Square peg square hole
  • Triangle peg triangle hole

NO

Not flashy enough

Not Bright enough

No Futuristic enough!

The people who brought you the weird music alien iZ have come out with another equally alien device, called Zoundz… GREAT! Lets start babies off on the bad spelling trip right from the start.

Zoundz is a leisure toy with crazy shaped blocks and blinking lights that Captain Kirk could be kept amused with until Spoke finally has to take it away from him to get his attention. That is assuming no lovely green ladies were in the room.

In order to create and manipulate music patterns, you move the blocks which have sound sequences built in such as string, keyboard and percussions. There’s a seventh block available so that you can record your own five seconds of audio.

“This music is Phat”

“Smack the bitch”

“Baby want bling?”

“F&$! The Man!

“Your Fired!”

In order to create music or to start your child’s education as a Night Club DJ, you move the blocks around on the three light patches which will create a variety of sound combinations. Unfortunately the sound quality isn’t great so the makers make the device MP3 friendly! So not only can your baby start his or her career to Night Club DJ fame, but you can educate them in the world of musical sounds aka music. Zoundz also has a talking clock and alarm feature that might come in handy… I’m not sure for what, but it’s available so you might as well use it.

If your looking for a New Year’s present that will make up for the crumby repackaged bedazzler sweater you pawned off on someone else, than this will please the person who delights in musical toys and psychedelic bric-a-brac.


Work to live, don't live to work!

posted by Anonymous @ 1:52 PM 

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