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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Why Men Need To Walk & Drive With Women
Ask for directions!

NEW YORK - A newcomer to the city became hopelessly lost for five days after going for a walk. Damon Mootoo was staying at his brother's house in South Jamaica, Queens. 12 hours after arriving in New York for the first time he decided to go for the stroll last and the 32-year-old man quickly got disorientated by the confusing streets of Queens.

Five days later - On Sunday night, after a good Samaritan came to his aid, he was recovering at Jamaica Hospital from dehydration and frostbite.

Mootoo, who is hard of hearing but can communicate in English, said he didn't ask for directions because he was afraid he'd be deported and because he had heard many scary stories about New York. He recently had received his permanent resident card.


Dehydration,
frost bite, variety of possible crime activity & death vs Asking for directions hmmmmmmm



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