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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The 2007 GAG Awards
Celebrating the Worst in Film
"All of the nominees should be honored for this recognition.”
- Kevin Carr, lead film critic for 7M Pictures

Worst film of 2006 by the United Critics Organization (UCO) in the 2007 GAG Awards
M. Night Shyamalan Lady in the Water
Shyamalan was nominated for a staggering four awards in four separate categories - producer, director, writer and actor.

Nominees
  • Home of the Brave
  • Hostel
  • Marie Antoinette
  • When a Stranger Calls

Worst Actress Portrayal
Jessica Simpson Employee of the Month ( I can't believe she had competition!)

Nominees
  • Annette Bening, Running With Scissors
  • Camilla Bell, When a Stranger Calls
  • Lindsay Lohan, Just My Luck
  • Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction

Worst Actor
Edward Speleers Eragon


Nominees
  • Colin Farrell, Miami Vice
  • James Franco, Annapolis
  • Marlon Wayans, Little Man
  • Steve Martin, The Pink Panther



Worst Supporting Actor
Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson Iraqi war epic Home of the Brave

Nominees
  • Dax Shephard, Employee of the Month
  • Jon Heder, The Benchwarmers
  • M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
  • Shawn Wayans, Little Man

Worst Supporting Actress
Beyonce Knowles The Pink Panther

Nominees
  • Carmen Electra, Scary Movie 4
  • Hilary Swank, The Black Dahlia
  • Michelle Rodriguez, BloodRayne
  • Scarlett Johansson, The Black Dahlia

Worst Director of The Year
Keenan Ivory Wayans (Little Man) won followed closely by Uwe Boll (BloodRayne)

Nominees
  • Barry Sonnefeld, RV
  • Eli Roth, Hostel
  • M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
  • Uwe Boll, BloodRayne

Worst Screenplay
Lady in the Water


Nominees
  • Josh Friedman, The Black Dahlia
  • Peter Buchman, Eragon
  • Roger Avery, Silent Hill
  • Stephen Susco, The Grudge 2

Most Overexposed Celebrity aka The Godiva Award
Tom Cruise (by a landslide)

Nominees
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Jennifer Aniston
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Scarlett Johansson

Worst Animated Film
Barnyard

Nominees
  • The Ant Bully
  • Doogal
  • Happy Feet
  • The Wild

Worst Special Effects
Snakes on a Plane

Nominees
  • Apocalypto
  • The Covenant
  • The Fountain
  • Night at the Museum

Worst Sequel
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Nominees
  • Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
  • Big Momma’s House 2
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (I liked this one and wold not have voted for it.)
  • Scary Movie 4


Worst Blockbuster
The Pink Panther

Nominees
  • The Da Vinci Code
  • Mission: Impossible III
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (I liked this one and wold not have voted for it.)
  • Superman Returns

Cinematic Tragedy of 2006 - Movies that call attention to special events, films or ideas that came to light over the course of the year.

Snakes on a Plane

Nominees
  • Uwe Boll’s existence and the fact he got financing for Alone in the Dark II
  • Hostel
The horror movie remakes just keep coming...

About the GAG Awards
The annual GAG Awards are nominated and voted on by the United Critics Organization (UCO), which comprises professional journalists and film critics. “GAG” stands for “God Awful Guild,” which honors a new guild, or group, of films and filmmakers for outstanding cinematic disasters each year.

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