My Silly & Over Priced Wish List

Since I didn't celebrate my birthday and I don't ask for much....



You get tospend the day watching your fish hide
under the desk or hang around the file cabinet.

Office Fish Tank

I will kiss your ass (only once) if you buy me 12 rolls. It MUST be clean and freshly showered and only on the right butt cheek on Feb. 29th.

Individually Shrink-wrapped. With classic quotes....
George Bush Toilet Paper

There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally thetruth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animalsof the world.
Avenging Narwhal Play Set

We've updated, refreshed and reprinted a series of unintentionallyfunny booklets from the 1930s and 1940s! Each one is filled withtantalizing secrets, advice and wisdom from the days when "making love"meant holding hands on the porch swing.
How To Get Along With Girls book

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed theirspirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters intohopeless Corporate Zombies.
Corporate Zombies

5-1/2" tall, hard vinyl figure features amazing "Ejector Head Action," and comes with a removable plastic wig and dress.
Marie Antoinette Action Figure

One for each of my personalities! PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!
Each of theses Seven deadly sins Wristbands celebrates a humanweakness. Whether you enjoy gluttony, greed or plain old lust, justslip on one of these rubber wristbands and show off your fatal flaw.
and

Justdrop in an egg, lean it forward and Peter Petrie drips the egg whitesfrom his nose (looks like snot) and leaves a perfect yolk inside thedish.
Peter Petrie Egg Separator

Soap for the office bathroom


Since Valentines is approaching…

If this for you please buy me a couple of them, this way I can do repeat performances of telling people "I'll eat your for breakfast, just...like...this...guy's" Bite / Riiiiipe
Gummy Heart

I'm such a foodie!

Food Playground
Things I would love to play with

Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Ice Spoon try- Hollywood gets really hot
Male Toothpick Holder
Holy Toast - Imprints holy Mary in your toast
Ice Kabobs - Don't worry about why I want it, I just want it... if your good, I'll show you wwhy later :)