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SEO Jokes

Definitions of SEO: Search Engine Optimization.

The term used to describe the marketing technique of preparing a website to enhance its chances of being ranked in the top results of a search engine once a relevant search is undertaken. A number of factors are important when optimising a website, including the content and structure of the website's copy and page layout, the HTML meta-tags and the submission process.

• SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
• Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
• Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
• What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
  Skeet.
• Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
  New Jersey got first pick

NOTE: I liked this one simply because I’m in California

• Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
  Professional courtesy.
• Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.

The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!