Sponge Bob No-Pants

Here’s a dirty joke for you

A man falls into a mud pit naked.

That’s the joke, the whole joke… he falls in the mud…he’s dirty,

get it?

Have I corrupted you? Burger King has a sense of humor and yet the American Family Association thinks Burger King is corrupting American children with they’re new Sponge Bob No-Pants commercial.

So upset that Burger King is “corrupting the youth by senselessly using adult nudity to appeal to children!” that they want you to boycott Burger King… sigh…

Here’s the real deal, the dopey dad is covered with bubbles from his bubble bath when he suddenly gets the “funny” and poses for his wife with a sponge on his head and tells her he's "Sponge Bob No-Pants."

As a woman, I think it’s cute. Not drop down rolling with laughter, but definitely cute and amusing. This is a silly whacky way of calling your attention to their Sponge Bob Square Pants promotion and playing on the silliness of dads and other family members. This will not make kids think of sex. It'll make them think of their own dopey Dads. Why heck, they may even bring up other times a family member did something dopey and all will share a laugh…

If you find the commercial cute and disagree with The American Family Association, let them know. Burger King doesn’t accept emails, so you’ll just have to pick up the ancient tool called a pen and write a letter (look up what a letter is at Wikipedia) and mail it to them. No… USPS is a mailing service, not a hunting club. Don’t forget the stamp!


Burger King Corp
C/O Customer Relations
5505 Blue Lagoon Drive (yes this really is they're address)
Miami, FL 33126

Phone #: 305-378-3000