Mother's Day Is Every Day When You’re Psychotic

Top Five Mother Psychotics

Formally Mrs. Andreas M.

Divorce is difficult for anyone. But for one Austrian woman, who has only been identified as the wife of "Andreas M.," divorce transformed her from an accomplished attorney into an outright Mother Psychotic.

Shortly after the divorce, the then 46-year-old former Mrs. locked her three daughters, ages 7, 11, and 13 in her upper middle-class suburb house. She shut the blinds, and allowed only one lightbulb. For the next seven years they remained without sunlight or fresh air.

Her ex-husband, a local judge was not allowed to see them, despite his claims for access reaching court nine times.
The girls were rescued only when police broke into the house after a neighbour had repeatedly reported his suspicions several times and finally threatened a local council official with a lawsuit.

Kathy Bush

Why do we continue to trust bushes when they’re all weeds?

Kathy Bush had the role of "long-suffering mother" down to a science. Her seven-year-old daughter, Jennifer, had been hospitalized nearly 200 times for a rare gastrointestinal illness until too many claims of “woe is me” didn’t add up.

The Bush family claimed they were broke due to the medical bills but there was, apparently, money available for trips to Disney World and a $25,000 motorcycle. Then an anonymous tip came in: Why did Jennifer's health always seem to decline whenever her mother (Psychotic) was around? Turns out, Bush had been making Jennifer sick by speeding up her feeding tube, giving her excessive and potentially lethal doses of anti-seizure medication, and even contaminating her blood with feces.

Authorities suspected Münchausen syndrome by proxy (MSBP), a condition in which mothers deliberately keep their children sick, or make them sicker to make themselves look like the heroes and all caring adoring mother…

Bush was convicted of child abuse and fraud and sentenced to five years in prison.

Jeanette Maier

• Business women
• Canal Street Madam
• Mother Psychotic

Jeanette Maier was a businesswoman whose business was women and that included her daughter, Monica. By age 15, Monica had started stripping with her mother, and by 23, she was turning tricks and paying mom and grandma's steep 50 percent commission. Geeze no family discount!

Jeanette compared time spent at the brothel to college life. "It was like family. It was like a sorority of girls," she told 48 Hours. "We'd hang out, watch movies, eat popcorn at night." And to make matters even more bizarre, Jeanette's own mother also worked at the brothel until the age 62 where she took on administrative duties.

After all were caught, Jeanette Maier whored out her story with the tell all book called The Madam's Family: The Truth about the Canal Street Brothel. We can only hope the real Monica got a better deal on film rights than she did working for Mother Psychotic.

Dakeysha Lee

One good thing that Dakeysha Lee did was to give birth to an incredibly industrious child. For the 19 days Lee was in prison for aggravated assault, her 2-year-old toddler Breanna lived a real-life Home Alone.

Brianna was left to her devices, with only a TV to keep her company and whatever food she could manage to pull from the refrigerator and kitchen cabinets.

She lived on dry pasta and condiment packets for nearly three weeks. Her father says the girl was found watching cartoons, covered in ketchup residue.

Mother Psychotic lost custody to the child…

Wanda Holloway

Mothers have always been willing to kill to protect they’re daughters…

Wanda Holloway killed to get her on the Cheerleading team. Now that is Psychotic Motherly love. Holloway put out a hit on the mother of one of her 13-year-old daughter's cheerleading competitors. Her plot failed, but Halloway became a legend among stage moms everywhere.

Though the crime should have earned her 15 years in prison, she was released after six months and continues to live in Houston, Texas.

After the incident, the principal of her daughter's school told Time magazine, "There is a part of Wanda Holloway in all of us." Which confirms that Texas is a severly screwed up state!

Bonus: Wanda Holloway has earned the rare distinction of spawning not one but two TV movies: The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom, starring Holly Hunter, and Willing to Kill: The Texas Cheerleader Story.

Mother's Day is May 13th!
Don't forget to remember your non Mother Psychotic kind of mom.