Ten April Fools' Gags for (weekend) Co-Workers

Although it might be thrilling to finally one-up the office jokester, pranks can also help beat workplace stress. More than half of workers reported working under stress in a CareerBuilder.com survey. Having fun with co-workers can provide stress relief, build rapport, make work more enjoyable and possibly improve productivity.

Even though this year’s April Fool’s Day is on a Sunday, a lot of people indeed work weekends, so this is dedicated to those who have to work weekends.

1. Coated someone's earpiece with red lipstick. Called and hung up several times to get the ear nice and red.

2. Put a "for sale" sign on your boss's car and include their office phone number and a really cheap price.

3. Get a hold of someone's cell phone and change the greeting banner to say "NO SERVICE". Many cell phones have greeting banners on them that you can personalize to say whatever you want them to and it stays on there when you're not using your phone. Also, when there is no service where you are, most cell phone companies have a banner that pops up on your screen saying "no service".

4. This will mostly only work with people with very little PC knowledge. Stick in a floppy in there floppy drive. They will be unable to boot up windows until the disk is out. This is fun to watch.

5. My absolutely most favorite prank I have saved for last. It is so simple to do and yields such nice results. Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.

6. Tape magnets to the bottom of an empty coffee cup, and attach it to the top of your car. Laugh at all the people who frantically try to get your attention as you drive by.

7. Take about 20 (or more) paper or plastic cups, place them on the victim’s desk and fill them with water. Then take a stapler and staple them all together. You can also put the cups on the floor blocking their door, or just about anywhere.

8. Harmless computer pranks you can download - One such download is called Help Desk. Random pop up messages appear on the screen such as"An application error has occurred. This is probably because you have been f@cking around with your system again. Have you been f@cking around with your machine?"

9. Strange Reports The website allows you to create a web address that you send to your ‘victim’ that contains a fake news report about them.

10. Create a very professional-looking announcement in PowerPoint that reads
“This machine has been upgraded to allow voice commands. Simply insert money, and speak in a clear voice to have your favorite beverage dispensed.”
Attach it to the front of the coffee / soda machine and watch as people try to shout into the coin slot machine.

April Fool Fun - Food, graphics & more prank ideas

Things To Do For My "Inner Child"

Good Reasons To Buy & Other Uses For Bluetooth Headsets

So finally broke down and bought a Bluetooth last night…. Dani Monster promised me that new Bluetooth technology prevented alien technology from burrowing into my brain. After the purchase she told me I could name it and talk to my Bluetooth. However, even my Bluetooth thinks I’m too much a nerd and refuses to be seen with me, it hides behind my hair.

I haven’t worn the thing since it rejected me socially, but I plan on wearing it anyways. I came up with some better reasons to wear the Bluetooth since it doesn’t make me look cool.

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Bluetooth headsets make great accessories for Cyber Punk Costumes.

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Bluetooth devices can communicate with nearby devices. See a hottie with a Bluetooth? Search and converse - what’s sexier than being beamed?

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The Bluetooth is one of the first steps towards assimilation into a Borg like collective and the perfect way to meet your soul mechanical mate.

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Unlike your significant other, the battery life for a Bluetooth stays charged and ready go for hours on end. You can cyber away with as many people as it takes. Now the toy companies need to catch up with Bluetooth technology and vibrating connectivity.

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Great way to end a date. Pretend your getting a call, step away for privacy (to build the illusion) and than say when you return there was an emergency, you gotta go.

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If you’re a want to be the next Perez Hilton, you can talk excessively loud about how you photographed Paris Hilton frenching Lindsay Lohan and you have all the pictures uploaded at www attention whore . com

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Pretend your crazy (unless you really are) and talk to the mother ship or the Borg Queen. But be careful with the Star Trek reference. You may find a nerd following you around like an android puppy.

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With the Bluetooth earpiece in place, this gives you the possibility of talking to someone on your cell phone, while putting on lipstick and steering the car through traffic all at the same time. OMG

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Guys: Cyrano de Bergerac – Are you horribly inept when talking to women? Wear a Bluetooth and serenade milady with words spoken from someone a bit more articulate than you.

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If some guy (or female) is hitting on you and you’re not interested, you can put your hand to your ear and say sorry, I’m on a call. Than stroll away as if you forgot they were there.

These boots were made for walking

Help support me in the Walk America event.

Unusual New Technology

Career Opportunities

What have you been doing with your gearbox?


eBay item number: 140082920699

• Ford Type 9 5 speed gearbox.
• Standard ratios, short nose
• Casing modded at rear to take Westfield gear lever extension, does not affect box in any way
• Good condition, was fitted in my Westfield

That's her last name? Westfield? and now that your done with her, you just throw her to the side! You Pig!

Turn up the music!

HiGh HeElS
Marijuana hidden in 215 pairs of shoes

BEIJING, Jan 24 (Reuters Life!) - It gives a whole new meaning to high heels.

Customs officers in the southern Chinese city of Guangzhou have discovered 28 kg (60 lb) of marijuana leaves hidden in 215 pairs of shoes abandoned at the airport last year, Xinhua news agency said on Wednesday.

The marijuana was found in five suitcases and a nylon bag that arrived in Guangzhou from Addis Ababa on August 6, 2006, but were never declared at Customs and only opened two weeks ago.

"When they opened the packages on January 11, officials found the shipment contained 215 pairs of platform shoes, whose soles had been hollowed out and stuffed with marijuana leaves," Xinhua said.

A spokesman with Guangzhou customs said the city had cracked 85 drug trafficking cases and seized 144 kg of drugs since it tightened scrutiny at major checkpoints last September.

The 2007 GAG Awards

Celebrating the Worst in Film
"All of the nominees should be honored for this recognition.”
- Kevin Carr, lead film critic for 7M Pictures

Worst film of 2006 by the United Critics Organization (UCO) in the 2007 GAG Awards
M. Night Shyamalan Lady in the Water
Shyamalan was nominated for a staggering four awards in four separate categories - producer, director, writer and actor.

Nominees

• Home of the Brave
• Hostel
• Marie Antoinette
• When a Stranger Calls

Worst Actress Portrayal
Jessica Simpson Employee of the Month ( I can't believe she had competition!)

Nominees

• Annette Bening, Running With Scissors
• Camilla Bell, When a Stranger Calls
• Lindsay Lohan, Just My Luck
• Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction

Worst Actor
Edward Speleers Eragon


Nominees

• Colin Farrell, Miami Vice
• James Franco, Annapolis
• Marlon Wayans, Little Man
• Steve Martin, The Pink Panther

Worst Supporting Actor
Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson Iraqi war epic Home of the Brave

Nominees

• Dax Shephard, Employee of the Month
• Jon Heder, The Benchwarmers
• M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
• Shawn Wayans, Little Man

Worst Supporting Actress
Beyonce Knowles The Pink Panther

Nominees

• Carmen Electra, Scary Movie 4
• Hilary Swank, The Black Dahlia
• Michelle Rodriguez, BloodRayne
• Scarlett Johansson, The Black Dahlia

Worst Director of The Year
Keenan Ivory Wayans (Little Man) won followed closely by Uwe Boll (BloodRayne)

Nominees

• Barry Sonnefeld, RV
• Eli Roth, Hostel
• M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
• Uwe Boll, BloodRayne

Worst Screenplay
Lady in the Water


Nominees

• Josh Friedman, The Black Dahlia
• Peter Buchman, Eragon
• Roger Avery, Silent Hill
• Stephen Susco, The Grudge 2

Most Overexposed Celebrity aka The Godiva Award
Tom Cruise (by a landslide)

Nominees

• Angelina Jolie
• Jennifer Aniston
• Lindsay Lohan
• Scarlett Johansson

Worst Animated Film
Barnyard

Nominees

• The Ant Bully
• Doogal
• Happy Feet
• The Wild

Worst Special Effects
Snakes on a Plane

Nominees

• Apocalypto
• The Covenant
• The Fountain
• Night at the Museum

Worst Sequel
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Nominees

• Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
• Big Momma’s House 2
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (I liked this one and wold not have voted for it.)
  
• Scary Movie 4

Worst Blockbuster
The Pink Panther

Nominees

• The Da Vinci Code
• Mission: Impossible III
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (I liked this one and wold not have voted for it.)
• Superman Returns

Cinematic Tragedy of 2006 - Movies that call attention to special events, films or ideas that came to light over the course of the year.

Snakes on a Plane

Nominees

• Uwe Boll’s existence and the fact he got financing for Alone in the Dark II
• Hostel

The horror movie remakes just keep coming...

About the GAG Awards
The annual GAG Awards are nominated and voted on by the United Critics Organization (UCO), which comprises professional journalists and film critics. “GAG” stands for “God Awful Guild,” which honors a new guild, or group, of films and filmmakers for outstanding cinematic disasters each year.

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My Silly & Over Priced Wish List

Since I didn't celebrate my birthday and I don't ask for much....



You get tospend the day watching your fish hide
under the desk or hang around the file cabinet.

Office Fish Tank

I will kiss your ass (only once) if you buy me 12 rolls. It MUST be clean and freshly showered and only on the right butt cheek on Feb. 29th.

Individually Shrink-wrapped. With classic quotes....
George Bush Toilet Paper

There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally thetruth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animalsof the world.
Avenging Narwhal Play Set

We've updated, refreshed and reprinted a series of unintentionallyfunny booklets from the 1930s and 1940s! Each one is filled withtantalizing secrets, advice and wisdom from the days when "making love"meant holding hands on the porch swing.
How To Get Along With Girls book

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed theirspirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters intohopeless Corporate Zombies.
Corporate Zombies

5-1/2" tall, hard vinyl figure features amazing "Ejector Head Action," and comes with a removable plastic wig and dress.
Marie Antoinette Action Figure

One for each of my personalities! PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!
Each of theses Seven deadly sins Wristbands celebrates a humanweakness. Whether you enjoy gluttony, greed or plain old lust, justslip on one of these rubber wristbands and show off your fatal flaw.
and

Justdrop in an egg, lean it forward and Peter Petrie drips the egg whitesfrom his nose (looks like snot) and leaves a perfect yolk inside thedish.
Peter Petrie Egg Separator

Soap for the office bathroom


Since Valentines is approaching…

If this for you please buy me a couple of them, this way I can do repeat performances of telling people "I'll eat your for breakfast, just...like...this...guy's" Bite / Riiiiipe
Gummy Heart

I'm such a foodie!

Food Playground
Things I would love to play with

Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Ice Spoon try- Hollywood gets really hot
Male Toothpick Holder
Holy Toast - Imprints holy Mary in your toast
Ice Kabobs - Don't worry about why I want it, I just want it... if your good, I'll show you wwhy later :)