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Silly Valentines Theme Quiz





1. Do you like anyone?: I haven’t met Anyone, so I couldn’t say. Is he or she cute?

2. Do they know it?: See first question.

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU. . .

4. Had someone buy you something? A friend bought me dinner and drinks as a thank you for something I did.

5. Bought something?: Of course, we all buy something every month.

6. Gotten sick?: Horrible!

7. Been hugged?: Yes

8. Felt stupid?: January is always very frustrating and a bit melancholy.

9. Talked to an ex?: Nope.

10. Missed someone: Yes

11. Failed a test?: No

12. Ate cereal?: Yes

13. Danced crazy?: I wish

14. Gotten your hair cut?: I really need to.

15. Cried?: Yes

HAVE YOU EVER. . .

23. Said "I Love you" and meant it?: Yes

26. Waited all night for a phone call that never came?: Yes

27. Snuck out?: Why do I answer these surveys written by kids? O

28. Sat and looked at the stars?: Yes

29. Do you swear?: Yes

30. Do you ever spit?: Yes

31. You cook your own food? Sometimes.

32. You do your own chores?: Of course…. Why is there a cute boi or gurl offering?

33. You like beef jerky? Once in a while

34. You like pepsi or coke? Don’t drink soda

35. You're happy with your hair?: As much as I can.

36. You own a dog? Yes

37. You spend your money wisely? Sometimes

38. Do you like to swim? I love it!

39. Get bored when you call a friend? No, I sometimes call a friend when I’m bored.

DO YOU PREFER

41. flowers or angels?: Flowers

42. gray or black?: Black

43. Color or black and white photos?: Both

44. lust or love? Love isn’t in the stars for me, so I guess I’ll say lust.

45. sunrise or sunset?: Sunset

46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Both

NON VALENTINES DAY Q`S

1. Are you in a relationship?: Nope

2. If so, who with?

3. Sign? Libra

4. Do you believe in love at first sight? For other people

5. What about true love: For other people

6. Would you kiss on the first date? My daddy said boys are icky and my mommy says only if dinner was really good. ;)


7. Do you look for hook ups? Awe man, if someone can hook me up with free cable for a high definition 40 inch television, I’m so there!

8. Do you enjoy receiving flowers? Yes


9. Do you enjoy gifts from your girl/guy? If the gift is well thought out and picked specifically for me, than yes. Or, when someone thought of me because they received something they can not use, it’s a nice gesture.

VALENTINES QUESTIONS

1. You have a valentine event planned out to have? Not really

2. Do you like having a valentine? No, because the last couple of little boys I’ve dated in the past had no idea what to do, how to do it or even that they should do something. I’m devoted to being my own love interest.

3. Does someone like you currently? Friends: I hope so

Romantic: No clue, if they don’t have the courage to let me know, than I’m not interested. I know, that is so old fashioned and not very feminist like, but I’m not perfect… If I was, I would be traveling the world and waking up late.


4. Are you even worried about the upcoming holiday? No

5. What’s the best gift to receive on the day? Which day? Valentines? Why does a significant need one day a year to say they care? Let them know any day of the year and it will be more . remarkable.

6. Is a little kiss (peck on cheek) during school on vday sweet?:
KIDS!!

7. Why is this an important holiday to couples? It should be an everyday thing for couples, not just one day a year...

The history of Valentines by The History Channel

8. Have you ever gotten something from someone on the day?: I’m sure I’ve received some small insignificant token, but if I can’t remember it, it wasn’t worth remembering in the first place.

Parasite Pals Valentines

10 different 3" to 5" Valentines you can give a Tickles Tapeworm Valentine to the cafeteria lady or a Dig Dig Head Louse Valentine to your barber.

My Silly & Over Priced Wish List

Since I didn't celebrate my birthday and I don't ask for much....



You get tospend the day watching your fish hide
under the desk or hang around the file cabinet.

Office Fish Tank

I will kiss your ass (only once) if you buy me 12 rolls. It MUST be clean and freshly showered and only on the right butt cheek on Feb. 29th.

Individually Shrink-wrapped. With classic quotes....
George Bush Toilet Paper

There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally thetruth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animalsof the world.
Avenging Narwhal Play Set

We've updated, refreshed and reprinted a series of unintentionallyfunny booklets from the 1930s and 1940s! Each one is filled withtantalizing secrets, advice and wisdom from the days when "making love"meant holding hands on the porch swing.
How To Get Along With Girls book

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed theirspirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters intohopeless Corporate Zombies.
Corporate Zombies

5-1/2" tall, hard vinyl figure features amazing "Ejector Head Action," and comes with a removable plastic wig and dress.
Marie Antoinette Action Figure

One for each of my personalities! PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!
Each of theses Seven deadly sins Wristbands celebrates a humanweakness. Whether you enjoy gluttony, greed or plain old lust, justslip on one of these rubber wristbands and show off your fatal flaw.
and

Justdrop in an egg, lean it forward and Peter Petrie drips the egg whitesfrom his nose (looks like snot) and leaves a perfect yolk inside thedish.
Peter Petrie Egg Separator

Soap for the office bathroom


Since Valentines is approaching…

If this for you please buy me a couple of them, this way I can do repeat performances of telling people "I'll eat your for breakfast, just...like...this...guy's" Bite / Riiiiipe
Gummy Heart

I'm such a foodie!

Food Playground
Things I would love to play with

Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Ice Spoon try- Hollywood gets really hot
Male Toothpick Holder
Holy Toast - Imprints holy Mary in your toast
Ice Kabobs - Don't worry about why I want it, I just want it... if your good, I'll show you wwhy later :)