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Orange County, Florida
Home to all of America's
According to local police, the man – now identified as James Taylor – walked into a Bank of America branch located inside a grocery store, and showed the cashier a note and a gun, concealed inside a newspaper.
His robbery successfully completed, the robber walked outside, drove across the street, changed his shirt and went into a restaurant for a beer…presumably to celebrate his successful strategy.
However, a customer who was in the store at the same time as the robbery and was in Taylor’s bad luck -- directly behind him at the time of the robbery watched him leave and enter Giovanni's restaurant. The celebration ended early when the customer than called the police.
Scrap metal recycling is not this profitable.
According to local authorities, 18-year-old Damion M. Mosher who recycles scrap metal for a return of approximately $1.70 per pound. Unfortunately, he’s perfectly
He placed live bullets in a vice, putting a screwdriver on the primer and hitting them with a hammer to get the shell casing off until one finally went off, leaving him with a bullet embedded half an inch into his abdomen.
Amazingly, Mosher had already emptied about 100-bullet in this method until I can only assume some higher deity decided he needed a good lesson in logical thinking.
Sorry, but Mosher is no Darwin winner. The scrap metal recycler of Lake Luzerne, New York, was treated in hospital and released.
Hissed Off Student
Even geese don’t like lawyers…
Final year law student Sam Rozati was walking home through the campus, past a lake at Essex University in Colchester when four bully geese decided to have a little fun with the student. In the moment of surprise Rozati dropped his cell phone in fright and one of the birds ran off with it in its beak.
“They flew over and started biting my hand until I dropped the phone. I've never been mugged by anyone before, but now I've been mugged by three geese,” said the 23-year-old.
Since the phone was set on Silent, he has been unable to locate the phone. The nationality of the geese is not noted, secret sources say the geese were probably of Romanian gyspy origin… J/K
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