I'm an American Idol - Eat my candy brains!

Generic every day type people turned into American Idol Pez candy. This is wrong on so many levels!

Generic Non-Threatening Black Guy

He’s smiling to ensure you know he’s a nice black man, I mean just look at his Miami Vice clothes, how could he be a bad man?

The Ultra-Cool, Ultra-Hip White Teeth Guy

“Hey baby, how you doing?”

The Low Rise Jeans But Still Non-Offensive Bland White Chick.

…. Forced by her stage mother to compete so that the mother doesn’t have to get a real job and in hopes that she her daughter’s celebrity lifestyle will move them from rural Okalahoma to Hollywood’s sunny disposition… just like three thousand others.

The best part is that the head are on this weird flesh colored slave collar PEZ mechanism and on the side says "awesome bubble gum roll"