Visual Comedian Artist

I believe the world needs a new career label. Instead of ‘Fashion Designer’ how about Visual Comedian Artist?

Visual comedian artists would bring acceptance to the unfashionable (such as myself). They would bring explanation to attainable bachelors that do not understand these crazy fashions but simply accept them as a way of life. But most important and best reason for the career title creation of a visual comedian artist is the potential to cure anger.

For who could possibly continue a serious argument with an adversary wearing a horse hat? Or a hat fashioned to the likes of an ashtray attached to one side of a young lady’s beautiful watercourse flowing blond hair?

Visual comedian artists would not only be a means of peace treaty but a valuable performance of lifelike art. Forget telling children about the birds and the bees, let them visualize the creation of life with clothing that allows the model to stretch and, conform and reach through the material like a tadpole turning into a frog.

As kids grow into maturity the lure of drugs is ever present seeking younger victims. Adults are constantly coming up with new, cooler hipper ways to delivery the message that drugs will kill your brain. City police have failed, celebrities are doing drugs themselves and the Just Say No campaign is an old 80’s joke. Visual comedian artists reach kids. They are the peer pressure of the world. Lets use them for good and use their comedian artistic abilities to tell kids that you can still look cool and pretend your a bad ass.

However, the Mohawk is often viewed as a more ‘boy’ thing to do and girls need the fashion coolness even more than the boys. So for them visual comedian artists can create and mix what girls love most --music and fashion.


Old LPs have already been used to make bowls, ashtrays, chandeliers and even handbags, they deserve a new life and life as a hat promoting fashion, hard-core beats and positive spirit is the way to go.


These amusing and often even beautiful pieces of wearable art have always been the custom of Fashionable Ladies. However, it’s time to throw open the Willy Wonka closet doors to all ages and status. The crazy creative and possibly drug induced artistic creations of runway fashions should be made available to all fashion worshiping folks. Why should only the fashionable ladies of Ladies Day at the Ascot Racecourse enjoy a burst of colors and imagination?

Those whose fashion vision has remained aloof to the upper crest will receive the devotion of low budget but fashion lovesick inhabitants. With the creation of the career title Visual Comedian Artist, fashion designer wannabes will find acceptance and a means of supporting their crazy creative and possibly drug induced artistic creations of runway fashions. In a world of conformity bring on the individuality to the months before and after October -- For Everyday Is Halloween for those who are artistically confident.