There Is Certain Etiquette To Dinner Parties.

1. Invitations: Neat, clean, typed or even emailed

2) Greet your guests as they come to the door.

3) Introduce guests to each other

4) Offer guests beverages and hors de oeuvres.

5) During hors de oeuvres, slip out to the kitchen to ensure your dead wife and son cannot be seen by helpful dinner party guests putting away leftovers in your refrigerator.

A Belgian man did not follow etiquette and his poor housekeeping skills and the murder was discovered by a noisy dinner guests. Don't you just hate when they do go snooping around looking for dirt?

So next time you plan to have a dinner party, make sure you use Molly Maids before the murder and after - a messy house is just so tacky.


Note: Yes, I realize this is a horrible atrocious act of cruelty and I mean no disrespect in this play of humor -- but ya just gotta laugh at the world and other people’s stupidity otherwise you may make a few human Popsicles yourself.