Beauty treatments you don’t discover until your drunk

From Women's Health

A barbecue-sauce wrap
A spa in Texas (where else?) starts you off with a peppercorn rub, then coats your flesh with a mixture of paprika, cayenne pepper, and tomato paste. It's meant to be exfoliating, but who cares about being silky if you have to smell like a hot wing?

A cedar-chip soak
One California spa says these wood chips soften skin. We say there are too many soft spots where we don't want a splinter.

A beer pedicure
According to a spa in Chicago, the hops and enzymes moisturize your skin as you soak in the brew. Bring your own pretzels.

A bird-dropping facial
This Hawaiian spa treatment uses nightingale excrement to smooth and brighten skin. Next they'll tell us pigeon poo makes great lotion.