Cthulhu Captured!

Folklore says the Great Old Ones lived ages before there were any humans, and came to the young Earth out of the sky. According to Cthulhu mythology, a few of the species still lie dreaming, sleeping until the correct astrological alignment occurs. Than Cthulhu the great and terrorizing old one will rise from the black depths to enslave the human population. From time to time proof of his existence surfaces across the globe where his loyal followers praise his name and warns us all of the day the old ones will rise.

As he slumbers he sends out psionic thoughts of doom creating waves of misunderstood artistic phenomena such as the architecture like the picture below to reminds the non-believers that Cthulhu's presence is ever eminent (it also explain a lot of weirdness in Soviet Russia).



Cthulhuoid creature have become much more common in the last dozen years as human population continues to grow and experiment with the ever dwindling food supply. Cthulhu: Eater of Souls is sending a message.



However, Cthulhu the great and terrorizing old one said to be waiting at the bottom of the ocean floor may have been captured. Cthulhu which is being downplayed to avoid the frantic despair fabled to follow his claim of enslavement is simply called octosquid.

Cthulhu / octosquid. was captured near Keahole Point on the big island of Hawaii. The media claims it was an accident, that ‘octosquid was brought up from a depth of 3000 feet by a pipeline operated by Natural Energy Laboratory of Hawaii Authority. He has 8 tentacles, an octopus head and squid mantle but is only approximately a foot long.

I thought the eater of souls would be much bigger.