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Thursday, August 30, 2007

So ugly it will make you cry

The gaudy jewelry isn’t just weird it’s effectively weird. That’s because it has a hidden pepper spray spritzer. The sad fact of today’s fashion is ugly or strange so it won’t scare your assailant away by being oh so Emily, however it will when activated emit a single shot of highly concentrated pepper spray…

The ring contains enough gas for a two to three one-second burst of pepper spray which d has an effective range of 12 inches… (insert joke here)

It uses the strongest pepper spray available on the market but make sure you use it for the proper ring because refills cost $8. The ring is called “The Pepper Spray Stunning Ring” and costs between $23 to $30 depending on where you buy it.



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