Cruel & Inhuman Animal Torture

Yes, that is a real dog. A real dog in serious need of
antidepressants.

UNDER THE SEA: Christy Van Cleave, of Escondido, turned her dog Jack into a Poodles Under The Sea theme.

Jack: Kill me... please .... throw sticks and expect me to retrieve them, tell me I can't chase the cat and even make me fetch your smelly slippers but this is too much torment, please kill me.