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Silly Valentines Theme Quiz





1. Do you like anyone?: I haven’t met Anyone, so I couldn’t say. Is he or she cute?

2. Do they know it?: See first question.

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU. . .

4. Had someone buy you something? A friend bought me dinner and drinks as a thank you for something I did.

5. Bought something?: Of course, we all buy something every month.

6. Gotten sick?: Horrible!

7. Been hugged?: Yes

8. Felt stupid?: January is always very frustrating and a bit melancholy.

9. Talked to an ex?: Nope.

10. Missed someone: Yes

11. Failed a test?: No

12. Ate cereal?: Yes

13. Danced crazy?: I wish

14. Gotten your hair cut?: I really need to.

15. Cried?: Yes

HAVE YOU EVER. . .

23. Said "I Love you" and meant it?: Yes

26. Waited all night for a phone call that never came?: Yes

27. Snuck out?: Why do I answer these surveys written by kids? O

28. Sat and looked at the stars?: Yes

29. Do you swear?: Yes

30. Do you ever spit?: Yes

31. You cook your own food? Sometimes.

32. You do your own chores?: Of course…. Why is there a cute boi or gurl offering?

33. You like beef jerky? Once in a while

34. You like pepsi or coke? Don’t drink soda

35. You're happy with your hair?: As much as I can.

36. You own a dog? Yes

37. You spend your money wisely? Sometimes

38. Do you like to swim? I love it!

39. Get bored when you call a friend? No, I sometimes call a friend when I’m bored.

DO YOU PREFER

41. flowers or angels?: Flowers

42. gray or black?: Black

43. Color or black and white photos?: Both

44. lust or love? Love isn’t in the stars for me, so I guess I’ll say lust.

45. sunrise or sunset?: Sunset

46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Both

NON VALENTINES DAY Q`S

1. Are you in a relationship?: Nope

2. If so, who with?

3. Sign? Libra

4. Do you believe in love at first sight? For other people

5. What about true love: For other people

6. Would you kiss on the first date? My daddy said boys are icky and my mommy says only if dinner was really good. ;)


7. Do you look for hook ups? Awe man, if someone can hook me up with free cable for a high definition 40 inch television, I’m so there!

8. Do you enjoy receiving flowers? Yes


9. Do you enjoy gifts from your girl/guy? If the gift is well thought out and picked specifically for me, than yes. Or, when someone thought of me because they received something they can not use, it’s a nice gesture.

VALENTINES QUESTIONS

1. You have a valentine event planned out to have? Not really

2. Do you like having a valentine? No, because the last couple of little boys I’ve dated in the past had no idea what to do, how to do it or even that they should do something. I’m devoted to being my own love interest.

3. Does someone like you currently? Friends: I hope so

Romantic: No clue, if they don’t have the courage to let me know, than I’m not interested. I know, that is so old fashioned and not very feminist like, but I’m not perfect… If I was, I would be traveling the world and waking up late.


4. Are you even worried about the upcoming holiday? No

5. What’s the best gift to receive on the day? Which day? Valentines? Why does a significant need one day a year to say they care? Let them know any day of the year and it will be more . remarkable.

6. Is a little kiss (peck on cheek) during school on vday sweet?:
KIDS!!

7. Why is this an important holiday to couples? It should be an everyday thing for couples, not just one day a year...

The history of Valentines by The History Channel

8. Have you ever gotten something from someone on the day?: I’m sure I’ve received some small insignificant token, but if I can’t remember it, it wasn’t worth remembering in the first place.

Parasite Pals Valentines

10 different 3" to 5" Valentines you can give a Tickles Tapeworm Valentine to the cafeteria lady or a Dig Dig Head Louse Valentine to your barber.

Turn up the music!

Drug Lords Put $10,000 Bounty On A Tattletale Bitch

Colombia

She's had a price on her head since 2004 and a 24-hour guard monitors her food for poisoning. For a 5-year-old, she has made a lot of enemies. But Agata keeps sniffing… Agata is a golden Labrador who is one Colombia's best drug-sniffing dogs.

Stationed in the southern Amazon River border town of Leticia, Agata works at the local airport. She is the only Colombian police dog to have a contract put out on her by drug smugglers tired of having their goods confiscated. More than two years ago, police intercepted a message from drug traffickers revealing a plan to poison her.

"We take special care with her food," said Robert Olanda, one of the officers who guards her.

Police say a $10,000 bounty was put on Agata's furry head after a string of detections she made in 2004 in Colombia, the world's biggest cocaine producer.

She is one of nearly 700 dogs employed by Colombian national police to detect cocaine, heroine and explosives used by a mosaic of armed groups involved in Colombia's 4-decade-old guerrilla war, in which thousands are killed every year

Trained from puppies, the police dogs form a key part of Colombia's U.S.-backed counter-narcotics program. Leticia is popular among drug smugglers trafficking to neighboring Brazil, Peru and the United States, the biggest consumer of Colombian cocaine. But first they have to get past Agata.

The 80-pound retriever, who energetically investigates about five cargo planes and one passenger flight every day, has helped authorities confiscate 300 kilos of cocaine and 20 kilos of heroin since she started working in 2003.

Agata “has been decorated because she has been one of the most productive in the fight against drugs," said Col. Carlos Medina, police commander for the Amazon region.

As drug-sniffing dogs serve up to seven years in the field, her keepers have already started thinking about retirement.

"I am waiting for the day that happens so that I can take her to my house and let her rest, which is what she deserves," said police dog trainer Oscar Eduardo Chuna.

Welcome To
The Tech Industry

Where are the traffic stop light cameras located?

I wasn't sure where to post this.... The link offers great resources for us drivers and especially commuters. But I do find it funny that I haven’t discovered this sooner and that it’s not more popular than Google ranks it….

Ferrari Stupidity

Me: What kind of car do you drive?
Little Boy Male: Ferrari!
Me: Mmm I’m happily married

* * * * *

This near-new Ferrari received an unwanted nose job when it ploughed into a traffic light in South Perth on Sunday.

Witnesses said the driver revved the Italian stallion at the lights next to the Windsor Hotel, at the intersection of Mends Street and Mill Point Rd, dropped the clutch and burned off around the corner – but humiliatingly lost control and slammed into the pole around 7pm.

Windsor manager Brian Hopley said the man appeared to be trying to impress bystanders in front of the packed hotel.

“He was waving at everyone in his new Ferrari, revving his engine up and making a big scene and he took off with a screech of rubber and went straight into the traffic light pole,” he said.

Another witness, a Windsor patron who wished to remain anonymous, said the driver tried to run from the scene but was pursued by security staff and patrons tackled by hotel security staff and handed to police.

“I just saw him run and a few of us gave chase,” he said.

"(The security staff) just chased him down and tackled him in the Windsor’s car park.”

Mr Hopley said he was astonished by how quickly pictures of the incident were circulated.

“I came to work this morning and got it off one of my staff members. I sent them to my wife, and she’d already received it from her daughter two minutes before,” he said.

“It was a nasty waste of a brand new car, but the guy was an idiot … much to the amusement of our patrons.

“It’s a funny story – nobody actually got hurt. “He got his just desserts I think.”

Everything you’ll ever need to know about me

Whenever I start to feel sad or whenever society’s bullshit starts to weigh heavily upon me I read Heartless Bitches International quotes. The quotes reminds me of who I am and who I like being. Here are a few of my favorites this time… including my own.

Heartless Bitches International

Member Quotes

SierraNightTide - "Who said you get any say in what I think, say or do? Fuck off and go play with your LEGOs"

What (X) boyfriend said when I told him I was now officially a Bitch: "Mother will be so proud." Is your middle name Norman?

Robin - "I am beautiful, not for my normalness, but for my quirks and oddities."

Ylva - "I will not sell my soul to love."

Stephanie - "I don't care who you are. If you're just looking to get your dick wet then you're fucking with the wrong broad."

Lynn - "If you want my respect, earn it. If you can't earn it, find someone else who will put up with your bullshit."

Ellie - "I don't give a flying fuck what you think of me. I've become quite comfortable with the fact that I'm a "bad" person. I enjoy it, in fact."

Ana - "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."

Gabriela - "Forget about your inner goddess, find your inner Bitch and you'll have more fun."

Monika - "I'm not talking too fast, you're listening too slow."

Alyse - "My Superhero alter-ego is Blunt Girl - I wear great spandex, and carry a clue-by-4 in my hand to smite the clueless and ignorant."

Alice-lisle - "The majority of my age group is concerned with what they look like, so, their opinions of me, though interesting, are completely irrelevant."

Cecile - "I refuse to conform to societal standards of what a "woman's place" should be, and if that makes me a Bitch, so be it."

Leslie - "Doing make-up, nails, hair, etc. cuts into my reading time. So I do the whole routine once or twice a year. Period."

Lori - "Suck my ovaries. My halo is made of barbed wire."

Kimberlini - "I am open, honest and direct. Too independent and confident for some but always interesting and feisty!"

Kirsty - "Eve bit first because Adam didn't have the balls."

Ginger - "Bite me, and I'll only bite you harder."

Louisa - "You are not a face-hugger and this is not an Alien movie; you will not get to stick things down my throat if you just cling to me hard enough."

Libby - "If knowledge is power, prepare to be electrocuted."


Jan - "I'd rather be hated for what I am, than loved for what I am not."

Equal dating mortification for all...

regardless of handicap or visibly disfigured.

AMSTERDAM, Jan 24 (Reuters Life!) - The Netherlands, the country that has pioneered reality shows like "Big Brother," is planning a new first -- a dating program for the visibly disfigured.

The broadcaster SBS 6 is seeking candidates for its "Love at Second Sight" show due to be launched on February 20.

"Do you have a visible serious handicap and are you looking for a partner?" says an appeal on its Web site.

"The program is a platform for people with such problems to share experiences and feelings in a positive way with the rest of the Netherlands and to show that they are absolutely not pitiful," the broadcaster said.

"The main aim of the program is to remove prejudice about these people, to create more acceptance and respect and, of course, to find the love of their lives."

But the majority of Dutch viewers are turned off by the show that was initially set to be called "Monster Love." A poll by the mass circulation De Telegraaf daily showed 85 percent do not like the idea, with only 9 percent in favor.

Today is the day I like bunnies

HiGh HeElS
Marijuana hidden in 215 pairs of shoes

BEIJING, Jan 24 (Reuters Life!) - It gives a whole new meaning to high heels.

Customs officers in the southern Chinese city of Guangzhou have discovered 28 kg (60 lb) of marijuana leaves hidden in 215 pairs of shoes abandoned at the airport last year, Xinhua news agency said on Wednesday.

The marijuana was found in five suitcases and a nylon bag that arrived in Guangzhou from Addis Ababa on August 6, 2006, but were never declared at Customs and only opened two weeks ago.

"When they opened the packages on January 11, officials found the shipment contained 215 pairs of platform shoes, whose soles had been hollowed out and stuffed with marijuana leaves," Xinhua said.

A spokesman with Guangzhou customs said the city had cracked 85 drug trafficking cases and seized 144 kg of drugs since it tightened scrutiny at major checkpoints last September.

Car Surfing


There are no words to prepare you.

Why Men Need To Walk & Drive With Women

Ask for directions!

NEW YORK - A newcomer to the city became hopelessly lost for five days after going for a walk. Damon Mootoo was staying at his brother's house in South Jamaica, Queens. 12 hours after arriving in New York for the first time he decided to go for the stroll last and the 32-year-old man quickly got disorientated by the confusing streets of Queens.

Five days later - On Sunday night, after a good Samaritan came to his aid, he was recovering at Jamaica Hospital from dehydration and frostbite.

Mootoo, who is hard of hearing but can communicate in English, said he didn't ask for directions because he was afraid he'd be deported and because he had heard many scary stories about New York. He recently had received his permanent resident card.

Dehydration, frost bite, variety of possible crime activity & death vs Asking for directions hmmmmmmm

The 2007 GAG Awards

Celebrating the Worst in Film
"All of the nominees should be honored for this recognition.”
- Kevin Carr, lead film critic for 7M Pictures

Worst film of 2006 by the United Critics Organization (UCO) in the 2007 GAG Awards
M. Night Shyamalan Lady in the Water
Shyamalan was nominated for a staggering four awards in four separate categories - producer, director, writer and actor.

Nominees

• Home of the Brave
• Hostel
• Marie Antoinette
• When a Stranger Calls

Worst Actress Portrayal
Jessica Simpson Employee of the Month ( I can't believe she had competition!)

Nominees

• Annette Bening, Running With Scissors
• Camilla Bell, When a Stranger Calls
• Lindsay Lohan, Just My Luck
• Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction

Worst Actor
Edward Speleers Eragon


Nominees

• Colin Farrell, Miami Vice
• James Franco, Annapolis
• Marlon Wayans, Little Man
• Steve Martin, The Pink Panther

Worst Supporting Actor
Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson Iraqi war epic Home of the Brave

Nominees

• Dax Shephard, Employee of the Month
• Jon Heder, The Benchwarmers
• M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
• Shawn Wayans, Little Man

Worst Supporting Actress
Beyonce Knowles The Pink Panther

Nominees

• Carmen Electra, Scary Movie 4
• Hilary Swank, The Black Dahlia
• Michelle Rodriguez, BloodRayne
• Scarlett Johansson, The Black Dahlia

Worst Director of The Year
Keenan Ivory Wayans (Little Man) won followed closely by Uwe Boll (BloodRayne)

Nominees

• Barry Sonnefeld, RV
• Eli Roth, Hostel
• M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
• Uwe Boll, BloodRayne

Worst Screenplay
Lady in the Water


Nominees

• Josh Friedman, The Black Dahlia
• Peter Buchman, Eragon
• Roger Avery, Silent Hill
• Stephen Susco, The Grudge 2

Most Overexposed Celebrity aka The Godiva Award
Tom Cruise (by a landslide)

Nominees

• Angelina Jolie
• Jennifer Aniston
• Lindsay Lohan
• Scarlett Johansson

Worst Animated Film
Barnyard

Nominees

• The Ant Bully
• Doogal
• Happy Feet
• The Wild

Worst Special Effects
Snakes on a Plane

Nominees

• Apocalypto
• The Covenant
• The Fountain
• Night at the Museum

Worst Sequel
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Nominees

• Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
• Big Momma’s House 2
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (I liked this one and wold not have voted for it.)
  
• Scary Movie 4

Worst Blockbuster
The Pink Panther

Nominees

• The Da Vinci Code
• Mission: Impossible III
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (I liked this one and wold not have voted for it.)
• Superman Returns

Cinematic Tragedy of 2006 - Movies that call attention to special events, films or ideas that came to light over the course of the year.

Snakes on a Plane

Nominees

• Uwe Boll’s existence and the fact he got financing for Alone in the Dark II
• Hostel

The horror movie remakes just keep coming...

About the GAG Awards
The annual GAG Awards are nominated and voted on by the United Critics Organization (UCO), which comprises professional journalists and film critics. “GAG” stands for “God Awful Guild,” which honors a new guild, or group, of films and filmmakers for outstanding cinematic disasters each year.

Visit www.7mpictures.com for more information.

My Silly & Over Priced Wish List

Since I didn't celebrate my birthday and I don't ask for much....



You get tospend the day watching your fish hide
under the desk or hang around the file cabinet.

Office Fish Tank

I will kiss your ass (only once) if you buy me 12 rolls. It MUST be clean and freshly showered and only on the right butt cheek on Feb. 29th.

Individually Shrink-wrapped. With classic quotes....
George Bush Toilet Paper

There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally thetruth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animalsof the world.
Avenging Narwhal Play Set

We've updated, refreshed and reprinted a series of unintentionallyfunny booklets from the 1930s and 1940s! Each one is filled withtantalizing secrets, advice and wisdom from the days when "making love"meant holding hands on the porch swing.
How To Get Along With Girls book

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed theirspirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters intohopeless Corporate Zombies.
Corporate Zombies

5-1/2" tall, hard vinyl figure features amazing "Ejector Head Action," and comes with a removable plastic wig and dress.
Marie Antoinette Action Figure

One for each of my personalities! PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!
Each of theses Seven deadly sins Wristbands celebrates a humanweakness. Whether you enjoy gluttony, greed or plain old lust, justslip on one of these rubber wristbands and show off your fatal flaw.
and

Justdrop in an egg, lean it forward and Peter Petrie drips the egg whitesfrom his nose (looks like snot) and leaves a perfect yolk inside thedish.
Peter Petrie Egg Separator

Soap for the office bathroom


Since Valentines is approaching…

If this for you please buy me a couple of them, this way I can do repeat performances of telling people "I'll eat your for breakfast, just...like...this...guy's" Bite / Riiiiipe
Gummy Heart

I'm such a foodie!

Food Playground
Things I would love to play with

Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Ice Spoon try- Hollywood gets really hot
Male Toothpick Holder
Holy Toast - Imprints holy Mary in your toast
Ice Kabobs - Don't worry about why I want it, I just want it... if your good, I'll show you wwhy later :)