Controversial video blogger Josh Wolf & Comedy Central



Controversial video blogger Josh Wolf, who was released from jail in April, was a guest on The Colbert Report last night. Josh and Stephen had a hilarious debate about if bloggers should be considered members of the press or not. Here’s the segment featuring Josh Wolf.

I'm an American Idol - Eat my candy brains!

Generic every day type people turned into American Idol Pez candy. This is wrong on so many levels!

Generic Non-Threatening Black Guy

He’s smiling to ensure you know he’s a nice black man, I mean just look at his Miami Vice clothes, how could he be a bad man?

The Ultra-Cool, Ultra-Hip White Teeth Guy

“Hey baby, how you doing?”

The Low Rise Jeans But Still Non-Offensive Bland White Chick.

…. Forced by her stage mother to compete so that the mother doesn’t have to get a real job and in hopes that she her daughter’s celebrity lifestyle will move them from rural Okalahoma to Hollywood’s sunny disposition… just like three thousand others.

The best part is that the head are on this weird flesh colored slave collar PEZ mechanism and on the side says "awesome bubble gum roll"

Embarrassing Ways To Lose A Job / Employment Blunders

Dog Sexual Harassment

Mok and Lai, had been plucked from obscurity under a program initiated by King Bhumibol Adulyadej. Although the pair won applaud from police for their work in sniffing out drugs at northern Thailand's Chiang Rai airport, many passengers complained about their behavior – so the pair have been fired.

"He liked to pee on luggage while searching for drugs inside," Mok's former handler, Police Lieutenant Colonel Jakapop Kamhon, said. "He also liked to hold on to women's legs."


Bad employee bad! Straight to Gender Sensitivity classes for you and no unemployment benefits!


Not Seeing Straight

A Chinese court has jailed two officials after they let a blind contractor build a bridge which collapsed during construction and injured 12 people.

"When they knew the bridge was being built by a blind contractor, they did not stop it," the court reports said, adding the contractor had changed the blueprint without getting a professional to look at the design.

Xinhua did not explain how the contractor was able to run the project considering his inability to see.


A Ticker To Ride


An Italian senator's boast on television that he cheated traffic jams in Rome during a visit by President George W. Bush by calling an ambulance may cost him a court appearance, officials said on Sunday.

Conservative opposition senator Gustavo Selva risked being late for a TV interview on Saturday because streets around the Senate were blocked for Bush's visit.

So he dialed 118 for an ambulance asking to be rushed to his heart specialist -- giving the TV studio's address. The emergency services were not amused.
The incident came a few days after senators were criticized for demanding that their cafeteria in parliament start serving ice-cream, even though the streets around the Senate house some of the Italian capital's most famous ice-cream restaurants.


My dog is racist. Not me

A Belgian businessman rejected a Nigerian job applicant because the businessman said his own dog was racist and would bite non-whites.

Methods of Dying You Don’t Want To Admit To In The After Life

Your death is that last thing you will ever do on this planet, and a lot of the time it's how you are remembered. That’s why going out can be such an embarrassment or entertainment if you do it the wrong way… or right.


Train driver urination tragedy / dies relieving himself

Authorities now believe that a German train driver died after he opened a door to have a pee while the train was moving. Drivers have to press a safety button - a 'dead man's switch' - at regular intervals, otherwise a computer on the train stops it automatically, and alerts authorities that there is a problem.

The driver was found dead with his trousers open by the side of tracks several hundred meters away from the train, and police now say that it appears he fell out of the locomotive after he opened a door to relieve himself from the train.


No Means NO - Especially From Sharks

A scuba diver was bitten on the lip when he attempted to kiss a nurse shark. The bite was a surprise to the diver, as he had already kissed hundreds of sharks. He explained, "You pick 'em up, rub their belly, scratch 'em, hug them, you might as well give 'em a smooch while you're out there."

Where is smarty kisser pants from? Florida of course....While he isn't dead yet, one of his unasked for kisses is bound to land him a Darwin award since he said he had no plans to stop kissing sharks.


If You’re Flammable, Don’t Smoke


There's always someone who thinks good advice doesn't apply to him. if a doctor advises that the one thing you must not do is go near a flame, as you are going to be covered wtih a flammable material, most people would take this advice onboard, and not strike a match until the flammable material has been removed.

However, Phillip, 60, knew better than his doctor. Philip was in the hospital to treat a skin disease, said treatment consisting of being smeared in paraffin-based cream. Philip was warned that the cream would ignite, so he definitely should NOT smoke. But he just couldn't live without that cigarette."

Smoking was not permitted anywhere on the ward, but Phillip took this setback in stride, and sneaked out onto a fire escape. Once he was hidden, he lit up... inhaled... and peace descended as he got his nicotine fix. Things went downhill only after he finished his cigarette, at the moment he ground out the butt with his heel.

The paraffin cream had been absorbed by his clothing. As his heel touched the butt, fumes from his pyjamas ignited. The resulting inferno "cremated" his skin condition, and left first-degree burns on much of his body. Despite excellent treatment, he died in intensive care.




The following Top five are urban legends that supposedly happened some place in the world.

5. Getting crushed by poorly-mounted plasma TV
4. Getting your picture taken with a tiger
3. Re-enacting a stunt from "Jackass"
2. Retrieving your cell phone from a storm sewer


#1 most embarssing way you don't want to admit to your higher power how you died goes to Jack Daniel, the famous Tennessee whiskey distiller.


Death from stubbing toe
He didn't die from his famous drink.

Jack Daniel decided to come in to work early one morning in 1911. He wanted to open his safe but couldn’t remember the combination. In anger, Daniel kicked the safe and injured his toe, which later developed an infection that killed him!

Moral of the story? Don’t go to work early.

Bonus - The best 'in your face' I beat death award goes to

Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin

Death by:
Poison - Enough cyanide to kill ten men, but he wasn’t affected.
Gunshot (4 times) - survived all 4 attempts -
Beating by Clubs - was still breathing
Drowning - thrown into the icy Neva River to ensure he was dead and stay dead.


Miracle Max: It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
- The Princess Bride (1987)