Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster Mash Passes Away

Bobby "Boris" Pickett, singer of "Monster Mash," with the famous gravely intoned forever-stuck-in-your-head Boris Karloff voice: "He did the monster mash. ... It was a graveyard smash," has died of leukemia at the age of 69


Pickett used the impersonation in a nightclub act and when performing with his band the Cordials. A band mate convinced Pickett they needed to do a song to showcase the Karloff voice, and "Monster Mash" was born.

"Monster Mash" hit the Billboard chart three times: when it debuted in 1962, reaching No. 1 the week before Halloween. Again in August 1970, and for a third time in May 1973. So popular, that several other bands have done 'covers' but there will always only be one Monster Mash.

He remained in demand for Halloween performances, including a memorable 1973 show where his bus broke down outside Frankenstein, Missouri.


What Are They Famous For?

SEO: Brainstorming Ways to Get Attention Online


See the whole process click here

SEO Jokes

Definitions of SEO: Search Engine Optimization.

The term used to describe the marketing technique of preparing a website to enhance its chances of being ranked in the top results of a search engine once a relevant search is undertaken. A number of factors are important when optimising a website, including the content and structure of the website's copy and page layout, the HTML meta-tags and the submission process.

• SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
• Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
• Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
• What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
  Skeet.
• Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
  New Jersey got first pick

NOTE: I liked this one simply because I’m in California

• Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
  Professional courtesy.
• Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.

The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!

Kodak - Because they know it's grass!

BOO ZHA!

Sponge Bob No-Pants

Here’s a dirty joke for you

A man falls into a mud pit naked.

That’s the joke, the whole joke… he falls in the mud…he’s dirty,

get it?

Have I corrupted you? Burger King has a sense of humor and yet the American Family Association thinks Burger King is corrupting American children with they’re new Sponge Bob No-Pants commercial.

So upset that Burger King is “corrupting the youth by senselessly using adult nudity to appeal to children!” that they want you to boycott Burger King… sigh…

Here’s the real deal, the dopey dad is covered with bubbles from his bubble bath when he suddenly gets the “funny” and poses for his wife with a sponge on his head and tells her he's "Sponge Bob No-Pants."

As a woman, I think it’s cute. Not drop down rolling with laughter, but definitely cute and amusing. This is a silly whacky way of calling your attention to their Sponge Bob Square Pants promotion and playing on the silliness of dads and other family members. This will not make kids think of sex. It'll make them think of their own dopey Dads. Why heck, they may even bring up other times a family member did something dopey and all will share a laugh…

If you find the commercial cute and disagree with The American Family Association, let them know. Burger King doesn’t accept emails, so you’ll just have to pick up the ancient tool called a pen and write a letter (look up what a letter is at Wikipedia) and mail it to them. No… USPS is a mailing service, not a hunting club. Don’t forget the stamp!


Burger King Corp
C/O Customer Relations
5505 Blue Lagoon Drive (yes this really is they're address)
Miami, FL 33126

Phone #: 305-378-3000

Fun With Coffee






It's amazing what you can do with homemade coffee or just a cup of coffee, cream and chocolate syrup.

2 (1/4	ounce) envelopes unflavored gelatin
1/2	cup cold coffee (or Kahlua)
3	cups hot coffee
1/4	cup sugar (or uo to 3/4 c according to desired sweetness)

Serve with sweetened whipped cream.






Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro





Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~ Bob Irwin

He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
And when you poured us together, it was something.
~Josephine Baker


Caffeine is on the International Olympic Committee list of prohibited substances. Athletes who test positive for more than 12 micrograms of caffeine per milliliter of urine may be banned from the Olympic Games. This level may be reached after drinking about 5 cups of coffee.

 You know what separates humans from
animals?  Coffee!!! 
~Author Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
~T.S. Eliot






Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and
spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter,
stinking nauseous puddle water.
~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674


My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown

COFFEE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled.  ~Author Unknown




Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
~Author Unknown


I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as
a perfume.  
~John Van Druten




Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.  ~ (Female) Author Unknown 

Culinary Arts Career Opportunities

"I want to fly away... but not into a tree"















If you want to fly, learn how to fly from an accredited college.


Aircraft Maintenance / Technicians Careers

Pitfalls of office romance

Aint No Mountain High Enough... and definitely no fence strong enough.

Australia's Dog Fence is a vast construction that is twice as long as the Great Wall Of China. The fence is intended to keep wild dogs and dingoes out of the sheep-grazing grounds of eastern Australia, and it stretches over 3,500 miles across the country.

However, despite the best efforts of Australia's resident wildlife, sexually over-eager camels have taken to ramming their way through the fence in search of a mate for love.

When a camel is mating, he forgets food and water. He wants only females," explained Mehram Rebari, a 26-year-old tour guide at the National Research Centre near the city of Bikaner in India.

Seems similar to how most men and women act in America.

Pitfalls of office romance