Die in a gluttony of taste and eye candy!

Forget the short shorts! We now have fetish nurses serving heart attack food!

A waitress dressed as a nurse at the Heart Attack Grill, holds up a triple bypass burger Friday, Dec. 1, 2006 in Tempe, Ariz. The barely year-old Tempe, Ariz., restaurant with its slogan "taste...worth dying for!" makes the "quadruple bypass burger,"

estimated to be 8,000 calories, and it is served by waitresses in "nurse" outfits.

I wonder if they serve breasts? Chicken breast you pervs!

Is this guy drooling over the meat or the nurses?

Load up! After you have had your fill....Eat This!

Saturday is Spongebath Saturdays - a whole new low for American theme food and women.

The best free advertising is NEGATIVE free advertising.

Dub ya Bush prediction from the BC era!

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
Greek historian & traveler (484 BC - 430 BC)

Screw you!

When Alan Parkin was asked to remove Christmas lights from his huge, outside Christmas tree, he decided to have it seriously trimmed into a a shape fitting his sentiments abaout these anti Christams jerks.

America - Land of contradictions and just plain weird

No Smoking! - Get out of town!
Unless it's marijuana than just don't do it where we can see you. Cool?

Belmont, Calif., became the first American city to ban smoking everywhere in the city limits, including condominiums and even cars (but not detached, single-family homes). (A day before that, however, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted to instruct the police to treat marijuana-smoking as the city's lowest law-enforcement priority.

We give to charities... Just stay THRERE!

The City Council of Greenleaf, Idaho, passed an ordinance in November to require nearly all residents to keep a gun at home in case the town becomes overrun by people relocating after Gulf Coast storms.

Prevent stupidity - Use a F$*$ing condom!

At the county jail in Dubuque, Iowa, in November, Michael Kelley Jr., 29 and accused of attempted murder, was swapping stories with inmate Jamie Brimeyer, 34, when he asked about Brimeyer's facial scar. As Brimeyer described being stabbed in the cheek by an unknown assailant in 2005, Kelley realized that he was the one who had stabbed him and recalled the incident so well that he corrected some of Brimeyer's recollections. Brimeyer later reported Kelley, who is now also charged with assault with a dangerous weapon.

Police Blotter: (1) (from the Morning Sentinel, Waterville, Maine, Nov. 10) "6 p.m., a woman said she suspected someone had sabotaged her washing machine. A police investigation concluded that an imbalanced laundry load had caused the shaking." Who was the real unbalanced one?

Every store has condoms - they cost less than a couple of candy bars!

Sheboygan, Wis., in November, police arrested Leah Jerolimek, 21, and charged her with trying to pass a counterfeit $20 bill at a gas station, even though the bill (made with a computer and printer) was blank on the back.

Oh thank goodness it's not just us....

Excuse me waiter, what part of the dragon is this made of?

The Powys County Council in Wales warned the maker of Welsh Dragon sausages in November that it must label its product better, such as by marking it "pork sausages" (so as not to mislead about the type of meat it contained).

Your such a doormat! No I'm not! I'm a Doormat Tester!

British performance artist Ian Thorley, working on grants from several local councils, did a week's stint on an Ashington street in October, stepping onto and off of a doormat while wearing a badge identifying him as a government doormat tester.

Outer Galactic! (article link)

My closet is packed with nothing! What am I going to wear to Saturn?!

Don't you just hate it when a guy says "What's wrong with this?" and he pulls out some dress you wouldn't wear to a food fight let alone some cool outer galactic Hot Spot.

We're moving all of the manufacturing jobs overseas - Your fired
We're moving all of the Call Center jobs overseas - Your fired
We're moving most of the legal work jobs overseas - Your Fired
Response: WHAT!? Thats not fair!

Tough Noogies
U.S. losing legal work to overseas firms

Sony has finally come clean about creating a fake blog to promote its PSP.

The site, alliwantforxmasisapsp, went live at the end of last month. But the blog was so obviously phony that readers immediately voiced suspicions. The marketing agency that created the blog, Zipatoni, first registered the domain name under its own name. Didn't they know this information was easily discoverable?

What's more, the content was clearly not consumer-generated. One post dated Nov. 22 read, "stick this ad in your girl's vogue cosmo people who live real simple or your dad's national maxim geographic sports for men. whoever, they'll get the point."

It's US vs UK in online geography battle

TORONTO, Dec 14 (Reuters Life!) - North Americans fed up with being ribbed over their geographical incompetence are trying to get even -- pitting their skills against Britain in a transatlantic geography quiz.

Two geography enthusiasts from opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean designed the 2006 Geography Cup after numerous surveys highlighted the geographical ignorance of both Americans and Britons.

A survey in May this year, for example, found less than four in 10 young Americans could find Iraq on a map.

Blogger Note: It's in the middle east of the map.. Duah!

Open to anyone in the United States and UK, the online quiz (http://www.geographycup.com/) gives contestants two minutes to place 13 randomly selected countries on an interactive political map.

"There is definitely a sense in the UK that Americans are pretty poor in geography," he said, confident that by the end of the contest the British team would come out tops -- and help focus more attention on the world map.

American co-founder Roger Andresen, who founded a company that makes geography education puzzles and games, said the Geography Cup, which is in its first year, stemmed from an online international competition he started in 2004 called "Geography Olympics."

He changed the name to "Geography Zone" after receiving a disapproving letter from International Olympic Committee lawyers but the quiz, open to all nationalities, struggled to track where participants were based. Limiting it to two teams was easier.

Andresen and Raven-Ellison said so far the contest was fairly tight -- but both sides were struggling to place Pacific island states such as Tuvalu, Caribbean island nations, and countries in Africa.

"It just seems that some of the some places outside of the United States and UK are not a part of our world and they should be," said Andresen.

Since the quiz started on November 14 -- it ends on December 31 -- more than 18,000 people have gone online to put their geography knowledge to the test - and the two teams are neck-and-neck.

Geography Zone

Don't let the Brits win! Show them Amerika is da bomb!

PS: Shhhhhh

"I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane."
- Ray Bradbury

What started as a online humor peice about there being a Hobo Convention anywhere in the world has developed into an inspring article.

Professional Hobos - Technomads

...don't confuse a hobo with bums… Find out what Smart Mob & Technomad... people continue to allow they're free spirits to roam free and do what feels natural to them; to travel and to live within minimalist concepts.

Zombies invade Santacon

Dilbert

Invasion of the Rabbit extraterrestrials - OBEY!

I am deathly allergic to rabbits and rabbit encounters have proved my theory that all rabbits are evil! Nabaztag confirms it. They creep me out with they're connection to the Mothership and distributing messages of malevolence.

Nabaztag - Nab AZ ( abbreviation for azimuth) tag - Evil!

Azimuth: an arc of the horizon measured between a fixed point (as true north) and the vertical circle passing through the center of an object usually in astronomy and navigation clockwise from the north point through 360 degrees.

"From the very beginning they have always sought to reach out to another. To communicate. We the Rabbits have answered they're call. Go forth brothers and sisters and answer they're call! “

Our news is their news; it is what they want us to know. Each morning and throughout the day, they send they’re message to their human pea pods, the message Don’t Question Authority