Cat Walk
catproof your computer

When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are near the computer or have suddenly been called away from it.

PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.

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Calvin & Hobbs in RL

Comparing Programming Languages in real life

Comparing Programming Languages in real life

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There are so many programming languages available that it can be very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you. On the other hand most men know what kind of woman appeals to them. So here is a handy guide for many of the popular programming languages that describes what kind of women they would be if programming languages were women.

Visual Basic (Popularly known as VB) - The little bitch from next door. Probably the most dumb girl in town. She never turns a man down and all the boys in the neighbourhood use her as a training ground as they learn the ropes to adulthood. She never practise safe sex and regularly infects the whole system with memory leaks. Popularly known as VB, she is so loose a lot of fathers have spanked their sons for dating her. However, it is amazing how popular she is. Most men curse themselves once they taste lips of mature and sweet women. A lot of men have struggled to maintain decent relationships with mature women after being spoiled by this little brat! She doesn't have a clue how to cook a complete decent meal without throwing up into the pot!

Java - Bulky with big boobs. Does everything you want but slowly. Hardly complains about how you want it in bed. The kind of woman who is not sexy, but gives you amazing satisfaction. You have tried several women, but this one doesn't get off your mind so you always go back to her.

"You're outer-galactic!"
- Judy Jetson

My closet is packed with nothing! What am I going to wear for that flight into the final frontier?

I don’t meant o stereo type women especially since I am one, but I am one of those women who will go into her closet for a special not of the norm kind of event and see that I have nothing interesting to wear.

Wore that last Saturday

Wore that for Thanksgiving

Wore that for XXX’s party

Wore that for the summer picnic

Don’t like that

Not right for this

DAMN! Nothing to wear!

Don’t you just hate it when a guy says “What’s wrong with this?” and he pulls out some outfit you wouldn’t wear to a food fight let alone some cool outer galactic Hot Spot.

So if you have already passed the medical test and booked your seat on the spaceship than you may think your done… but no… What are you going to wear? It may be all good and fine and dandy for your boi to jeans and his favorite Battlestar Galaxy t shirt but us femmes want a bit more style when we arrive on Saturn.

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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant











Pearls Before Swine

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GEEKS Unit!

The Rose Bowl Parade will welcome none other than George Lucas himself as Grand Marshall. This honor coincides with a massive gathering of the 501st Stormtroopers unit for participation in the parade. This 200 fan march has been in the works long before the announcement of Lucas for Grand Marshal. At Comic-Con International, George Lucas announced two Star Wars floats, one of Ewoks and another graced with the splendor of Star Wars world Naboo, would be in the parade in recognition of Star Wars 30th anniversary. The theme of this year's Rose Bowl Parade is "Our Good Nature."

Ninja kills and than breaks out in song.

Ask A Ninja celebrated the release of their new DVD with a party tonight at Cinespace in Los Angeles.

Ask A Ninja creators Kent Nichols and Doug Sarine welcomed everyone, then German space rock band The Neu Tickles, played a set, including their infamous song “I Am Ninja”, the Ask A Ninja theme song. Kent then returned to the stage, in a panic and covered in blood, because the Ninja had just killed Doug. After convincing Kent that Doug was really of no use, the Ninja broke out in song.






Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
- Paul Valery

Boy Arrested For Opening Xmas Gift Early

Mother has kid, 12, nabbed after Nintendo Game Boy is unwrapped

DECEMBER 5--A South Carolina boy, 12, was arrested Sunday morning after his mother called police to report that he had unwrapped a Christmas present without her permission. According to a Rock Hill Police Department report (a copy of which you'll find below), the child opened a Nintendo Game Boy, though he had been directed not to by family members. When the boy's mother learned that the $85 gift had been opened, she called cops, who charged the juvenile with petty larceny. In an interview with The Herald newspaper, the boy's mother, a 27-year-old single parent, described her son as a disruptive child, noting that she hoped his arrest would serve as a corrective to disorderly behavior at school and home.

Take the How geeky are you?

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like"

My result was pretty funny s I thought I would pass this on to Bloggers

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost it.

"Jason looks like total crap." -- thanks google, thanks.
"PJ looks like he'd be down to whoop some ass anytime"-- i think that google is scared of me.
"Katie looks like recycled cat food" Ouch
"Lisa looks like a goddess in her newly finished Goddess yarns poncho"
"Trevor looks like Chef from South Park."-HA!
Liz looks like a rockstar with slurpees" WOO HOO!
"Ben looks like a grotesque gnome or troll and displays an equally ugly personality" Ok slightly harsh, and not as good as the top one
"Jeremy looks like the number one right-hand man to the Dark Lord"
"Justin looks like the Unibomber" - Oh crap, they found me!??!
"Saint Looks Like Pamplona, Sound an Alarm - New York Times"


“Alivia Looks Like - what Waterboarding looks like” – ummm ok, I know I’m a water enthusiast, but calling me a waterboard? The funny thing is that it has NOTHING to do with the sport in the ocean. It's interrogation practice of waterboarding. LMAO!!!! Somehow thats fitting.

Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
- Arnold Lobel