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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Let's Have A Taser Party

Tupperwear is so yesterday and Mary Kay is so over done and useless for women who don't slab on a ton of make-up. So what are a bunch of gals to do on a meat market barless Friday night? Have a Stun Gun Taser party of course.

Pink_taser_potluck_partiesDana Shafman loves to get all taser happy about her taser parties where she spreads out Taser International's C2 "personal protector" weapons on a table and excitedly says "C'mon!" she says. "Give it a shot."

Dana Shafman is an independent entrepreneur who's been selling Tasers the way her mother's generation sold plastic food storage containers. "It's a girl power kind of thing," Shafman says. "You're kind of making a statement: I know I'm a woman. I know I'm the most sought after victim in regards to sexual assault, sexual abuse. So please stay away from me. If in the event you do come after me, I'm going to use my pink Taser to put you on the ground."

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