Ever wonder how your professor grades your exams? (Hilarious, w/Pics)


It's that time of year again. Students have taken their finals, and now it is time to grade them. It is something professors have been looking forward to all semester. Exactness in grading is a well-honed skill, taking considerable expertise and years of practice to master. The purpose of this post is to serve as a guide to young professors about how to perfect their grading skills and as a way for students to learn the mysterious science of how their grades are determined.

Top Ten Things You Didn't Know About Death

1. When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go -- the first is usually sight, followed by taste, smell and touch

2. A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it has been decapitated

3. 100 people choke to death on pens each year.

4. One is more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a spider

5. When inventor Thomas Edison died in 1931, his friend Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle

6. Over 2500 left-handed people are killed each year from using products made for right-handed people

7. It takes longer than ever before a body to decompose due to preservatives in the food that we eat these days

8. An eternal flame lamp at the tomb of a Buddhist priest in Nara, Japan has kept burning for 1,130 years

9. Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry is the first person to have his ashes put aboard a rocket and 'buried' in space

10. Japanese factory worker Kenji Urada became the first know fatality caused by a robot in July, 1981, in a car plant.

Five Things I Wish Someone Would Have Told Me In High School

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Stare at the + and the dots will start to dissappear...

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What have you been doing with your gearbox?


eBay item number: 140082920699

• Ford Type 9 5 speed gearbox.
• Standard ratios, short nose
• Casing modded at rear to take Westfield gear lever extension, does not affect box in any way
• Good condition, was fitted in my Westfield

That's her last name? Westfield? and now that your done with her, you just throw her to the side! You Pig!

Men Jealous of Women’s Love For They’re Clothing

"I love you truly. Never leave me. My Minnesota long winter days would never be the same. I would truly freeze and die without you my love," wrote Susan Gustafson from Forest Lake, Minnesota.

The laundry detergent All is sponsoring a new contest where contestants confess they’re love for they’re favorite article of clothing.

“There’s no better shirt than the one my 6 year old son bought me with his own money. It is pink with butterflies because he knows I love butterflies. I will cherish it forever.” All Contestant.

As a new survey shows most women would opt for a new wardrobe over sex, women are coming forward in an online contest to confess their undying love for their best jeans, flannel pajamas or cashmere sweaters.

The contest was launched after a survey commissioned by 'all' found given the choice between sex and a new wardrobe, women go for the clothes.

However, the survey sparked a rash of blogging with some men hopping mad -- and others wondering where they were going wrong.

"This has to be a very sad indictment of American men," wrote blogger R.J.Adams, a British writer living in America.

Another blogger, Wayne, exclaimed: "And women wonder why their husbands are unfaithful!”

Why? Because at least our sweaters, jeans and dresses knows how to keep themselves zipped up? Maybe it’s time you boys start reading something other than Maxim Magazine.

Anther blogger wrote

"Seriously, if you ladies want to keep your man at home, just love him and make his childlike self feel important and he'll follow you like a puppy waiting for a bone. We are pretty easy.”

If he needs to be treated like a child, he needs to go back to mommy, not my place!

I love my clothing because contest

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Sexpresso coffee shops take Seattle by Stormy Leather…

Lets see how many people visit the Seattle area based only on this:

The area that brought you

• Nirvana
• The first Science Fiction Museum
• Microsoft
• Grunge
• Courtney Love You can't blame an entire state for that though....

In Tukwila (south of Seattle) the baristas at Cowgirls Espresso wear sheer negligees and visible pink panties of course… they join other establishments such as

Natte Latte in Port Orchard and Moka Girls in Auburn where they wear bikinis, racy lingerie, fetish clothing, and plenty of suggestively exposed flesh and toped with whipped cream… on your Sexpresso you pervert!

At Best Friend Espresso, at the northern end of Lake Washington, the outfits are Playboy sex kitten inspired. Naughty schoolgirl look one week and library black-framed glasses the next.

Sexpresso - The latest coffee fad started of course in the beautiful fetish crazed location of Seattle, WA…. Gawd I miss that town!

Strangely, nobody until now has thought of combining coffee with sex until now…..

Way too PC ( Politically Correct)

Some GLBT people are taking the Snicker's Super bowl ad wayyyy too seriously. The comerical made fun of men not gay people... However.... someone can't take an innocent joke and overreacted to what they say is a “homophobic” Snickers ad....

The Human Rights Campaign, the nation’s largest gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender civil rights organization, is calling on the makers of Snickers, and its parent company Mars Inc., to pull the ad campaign launched yesterday during the Superbowl. The ad features two presumably straight men who accidentally engage in a kiss and then try to distance themselves from any perception of being gay by “doing something manly.”

Three alternate endings to the commercial spot are posted on the Snickers website, one of which includes the two men violently attacking one another which sends a dangerous message to the public condoning violence against gay Americans.

Snicker's Super Bowl Ad

"I live in a 2 bedroom, but it's really only a 1 bedroom - we ignore the 2nd room."

BERLIN, Feb 2 (Reuters Life!) - More than 100 German housing association tenants are obediently following tough new rules by agreeing not to use all the space in their apartments to avoid being forced to move out.

The local housing authority in the eastern town of Loebau said on Friday the new regulations stipulate the tenants -- who all live on welfare -- now only qualify for smaller homes.

Because there is a shortage of smaller dwellings, the tenants are being allowed to stay, so long as the space they use does not exceed the new limit.

"The recipients are only allowed apartments of a certain size, but there aren't enough smaller apartments available," said Matthias Urbansky, head of the local housing authority.

"The people involved seem to be quite happy with the new set up," he said, noting that inspectors nevertheless make regular patrols to ensure the rooms standing empty are not being used.

Not everyone sees the sense of living in an apartment with off-limits areas.

"It feels stupid not being able to go into all the rooms of your apartment any more," one 49-year-old woman was quoted as saying in the Dresdner Morgenpost newspaper.