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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

More Products of Why? - Fat Lamp

Why was this created and who did they think would actually buy it? Us Americans are waaaaaaay too sluggish and fat.

"Hey honey! I just bought us a fat lamp! Just pour the fat from the stove into the lamp and we can read the TV Guide!"


I'm guessing it's some sort of social commentary that is supposed to make you go "hmmmmm fat lights up". The product is no longer called the Fat Lamp but Slow Glow. As the fat slowly melts (fat is solid when not heated just in case you didn't know in which case - don't ever try cooking on your own) the light becomes gradually brighter.

The product description page says "a great discussion piece and easily lends itself to artistic interpretation. for example, the slow glow lamp is sluggish and fat -representative of our current culture (at least here in the united states)." - Based in Amsterdam and Beijing

No finger pointing there!

Cost: $436.00
add to cart

Amsterdam and Beijing jokes anyone?

I looked around the Droog website... are they making fun of Americans or are they on hallucinating drugs?


What is this thing? It looks like a chair but it also looks like some wrapped thirty comforters with warehouse binding to save storage space.

…and this


Product Description:
With its shape, its grip is comfortable for anyone and because of the way it was made, the glasses make you want to stare at them and see what they can do.

What can they do unless your on hallucinating drugs. “Dude there’s a mermaid in my water.”


Here's one for Jerry Springer folks or for
most people in East Los Angeles, or Hollywood, Long Beach or San Fernando Valley -- pretty much all of Los Angeles County.

droog do hit chair

HEY! Some of us can read and speak in proper grammar! I bet you a 40 I cen do it.

Product Description:
Taking full control, the do hit chair is one that is custom made by letting the user smash it. the chair can be hit until you get the desired form. made of 0.04" thick steel and a hammer for your use, the do hit chair gives you control, and a chance to get out some anger, if needed. Cost: $250

Son of Sam
Product Description:
designed by marti guixe, 2000 for droog design. giving the user a black painted lamp, they are allowed to scratch anything they want into the surface, and that white section will provide them their light. do scratch gives a sense of personalization and is unique in its own right. carve a message to your sweetheart, or express yourself with your favorite phrase in light.



Cut up my charge cards will you! See how you like your garage tool rack as a chair! HA! Still laughing Mr. No Place To Put Your Tools Now!




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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Equal dating mortification for all...

regardless of handicap or visibly disfigured.


AMSTERDAM, Jan 24 (Reuters Life!) - The Netherlands, the country that has pioneered reality shows like "Big Brother," is planning a new first -- a dating program for the visibly disfigured.

The broadcaster SBS 6 is seeking candidates for its "Love at Second Sight" show due to be launched on February 20.

"Do you have a visible serious handicap and are you looking for a partner?" says an appeal on its Web site.

"The program is a platform for people with such problems to share experiences and feelings in a positive way with the rest of the Netherlands and to show that they are absolutely not pitiful," the broadcaster said.

"The main aim of the program is to remove prejudice about these people, to create more acceptance and respect and, of course, to find the love of their lives."

But the majority of Dutch viewers are turned off by the show that was initially set to be called "Monster Love." A poll by the mass circulation De Telegraaf daily showed 85 percent do not like the idea, with only 9 percent in favor.

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