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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Men Jealous of Women’s Love For They’re Clothing

"I love you truly. Never leave me. My Minnesota long winter days would never be the same. I would truly freeze and die without you my love," wrote Susan Gustafson from Forest Lake, Minnesota.

The laundry detergent All is sponsoring a new contest where contestants confess they’re love for they’re favorite article of clothing.

“There’s no better shirt than the one my 6 year old son bought me with his own money. It is pink with butterflies because he knows I love butterflies. I will cherish it forever.” All Contestant.

As a new survey shows most women would opt for a new wardrobe over sex, women are coming forward in an online contest to confess their undying love for their best jeans, flannel pajamas or cashmere sweaters.

The contest was launched after a survey commissioned by 'all' found given the choice between sex and a new wardrobe, women go for the clothes.

However, the survey sparked a rash of blogging with some men hopping mad -- and others wondering where they were going wrong.

"This has to be a very sad indictment of American men," wrote blogger R.J.Adams, a British writer living in America.

Another blogger, Wayne, exclaimed: "And women wonder why their husbands are unfaithful!”

Why? Because at least our sweaters, jeans and dresses knows how to keep themselves zipped up? Maybe it’s time you boys start reading something other than Maxim Magazine.

Anther blogger wrote

"Seriously, if you ladies want to keep your man at home, just love him and make his childlike self feel important and he'll follow you like a puppy waiting for a bone. We are pretty easy.”

If he needs to be treated like a child, he needs to go back to mommy, not my place!

I love my clothing because contest


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Thursday, February 01, 2007

I bow before your greatness....

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Everything you’ll ever need to know about me

Whenever I start to feel sad or whenever society’s bullshit starts to weigh heavily upon me I read Heartless Bitches International quotes. The quotes reminds me of who I am and who I like being. Here are a few of my favorites this time… including my own.

Heartless Bitches International

Member Quotes

SierraNightTide - "Who said you get any say in what I think, say or do? Fuck off and go play with your LEGOs"

What (X) boyfriend said when I told him I was now officially a Bitch: "Mother will be so proud." Is your middle name Norman?

Robin - "I am beautiful, not for my normalness, but for my quirks and oddities."

Ylva - "I will not sell my soul to love."

Stephanie - "I don't care who you are. If you're just looking to get your dick wet then you're fucking with the wrong broad."


Lynn - "If you want my respect, earn it. If you can't earn it, find someone else who will put up with your bullshit."


Ellie - "I don't give a flying fuck what you think of me. I've become quite comfortable with the fact that I'm a "bad" person. I enjoy it, in fact."

Ana - "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."

Gabriela - "Forget about your inner goddess, find your inner Bitch and you'll have more fun."

Monika - "I'm not talking too fast, you're listening too slow."

Alyse - "My Superhero alter-ego is Blunt Girl - I wear great spandex, and carry a clue-by-4 in my hand to smite the clueless and ignorant."

Alice-lisle - "The majority of my age group is concerned with what they look like, so, their opinions of me, though interesting, are completely irrelevant."


Cecile - "I refuse to conform to societal standards of what a "woman's place" should be, and if that makes me a Bitch, so be it."

Leslie - "Doing make-up, nails, hair, etc. cuts into my reading time. So I do the whole routine once or twice a year. Period."

Lori - "Suck my ovaries. My halo is made of barbed wire."


Kimberlini - "I am open, honest and direct. Too independent and confident for some but always interesting and feisty!"

Kirsty - "Eve bit first because Adam didn't have the balls."

Ginger - "Bite me, and I'll only bite you harder."

Louisa - "You are not a face-hugger and this is not an Alien movie; you will not get to stick things down my throat if you just cling to me hard enough."

Libby - "If knowledge is power, prepare to be electrocuted."


Jan - "I'd rather be hated for what I am, than loved for what I am not."

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